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Reblog Side Blogge I'm really bad at tagging. I'll tag common triggers but that's about it. I won't tag fandoms or anything else. This is just a dump for all the funnie posts that make me giggle (Among other things)

[tisyre]

Alice | She/Her | Adult |

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[parkchanwoohoo]

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[despazito]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

mid-way pride month check-in

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

just saw someone comment under a videoclip of the sylvia rivera interview where she insists on the modern (circa 2001) pride movement being a capitalist smokescreen, a “straight gay” movement that worships the almighty dollar, that:

and this person is likely quite young but this really really really captures the limited imagination of capitalist neoliberal indoctrination around freedom and liberation. radical queerness treated as a paintjob over a prison as opposed to the bulldozer that tears the prison down. we have to dream for so much more and endure the pain of dreaming.

[optical-trapping]

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[isabelopaque]

Someone rbing my post about torturing your favorite character and saying theyre glad they have empathy??? And they're going to protect thwir characters and swaddle them and shit instead of my weird stuff?? 😭😭 Okay well your blorbo is going next :-/ sorry it has to be done

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[muppetshow2026]

open rp

“hey guys its me kurt cobain from nirvana” said kurt cobain from nirvana

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

“holy shit is that kurt cobain”

[muppetshow2026]

“is that a fucking bear”

[licensedproldier]

absolutely incomprehensible screenshot

[frankiedotbiz]

otacon would not be a sanrio girlie that watches sailor moon he'd be watching shit like gundam on his PS4 while snake is getting stoned watching Modern Warfare (2019) All Reloads HD on his phone

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time