What Do I Call This Thing

I think dogs should vote

[3000s]

im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[badassdemonsword]

That lemon demon song was hella lit fam

[badassdemonsword]

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[powerburial]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

Penn's filthy sex experiments on his slave Teller know no bounds

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[riben-deactivated20230922]

My pet milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I think im becoming a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[pitbolshevik]

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

[librarycards]

[markovchaingang]

girlfriend: "i'm small potatoes... i'm not importance"

bohemian rhapsody backing vocals: "she's small potatoes, of no significance"

boyfriend: -_-

[ratfuck]

My name is not important. What is important is that I really love Pooh's Adventures. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms Poohing on its corpse. My whole life is just Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk. And I always wanted to slosh violently.

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[molabuddy]

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[molabuddy]

you will fall in love with the gar

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

[heyniceworkasshole]

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[ps1]

[orcboxer]

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden