What Do I Call This Thing

I think dogs should vote

[mclennonyaoi]

[wisedreamdelusion]

i love you do you love me

[thickness-protection-program]

I haven't had sex with a woman yet but I look forward to the day I can so I can utilize my secret technique

[thickness-protection-program]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

[lavenderlemniscate]

i love ricky. i love smeemo. i love mr j. i love kofu. i love pangur. i love grim. i love belphegor.

[eggl-rd]

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

[xalatath]

How it feels lately

[worthless-unit]

ohhhh can hiddden

[kosmogrl]

“accept you can’t control everything” NOOOOOO

[senatortedcruz]

my new year's resolution is to be normal

[senatortedcruz]

Solve world hunger it is