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I just finished playing Dispatch and I wish I could erase all my memory of it so I can experience it again cause it was phenomenal (no pun intended)

#dispatch #ps5 #robert robertson #mecha man #invisigal #blonde blazer #flambae #punch up #coupe #sonar #golem dispatch #phenomaman #waterboy #prism dispatch #malevola #Aaron

secondstar-acorn

I’m starting a rumor

#I fully understand what you’re implying and the correct answer is yes they absolutely would #iykyk

kosmogrl

merry christmas to everyone celebrating and an extra big hug to those who find these days especially hard to navigate. love you all mwah 🎄✨🎅⛄️❤️

I love the Witcher fandom cuz people will be like “nice geraskier moment🥰” and it’s just a gif set of Jaskier and Geralt sitting next to each other

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #geralt of rivia #joey batey #liam hemsworth #henry cavill #twn #geraskier #I get it though #it could be a screen grab of the two of them standing next to each other #and I’d be like we were blessed

justslightlyconfused

“Jaskier’s hair” this, “Hemsworth isn’t Cavill” that

i think the REAL thing we need to focus on is that Liam Hemsworth is 6’3, which means the fanon Geraskier height difference is finally becoming canon

we stay winning lads

#Wattpad height difference #I said it #the height difference means so much to me I’ve already made that clear in my other posts #we got the height #we got the jask #we got so many touchy and soft scenes #my god season 4 was pure geraskier bliss

tobiasbones

When do we think the new album is gonna come out? I know it's set to release in December, but what day??

Personally I think it's gonna come out on the winter solstice which is December 21st

tizbean

Dec 21st is my birthday so I’m 100% on board with this

Also TIL I share a birthday with Madeleine 🥰

#the amazing devil #tad #joey batey #madeleine hyland

sounds-mythic-im-in

happy the amazing devil fourth album (maybe) month to all who celebrate!!!!!

#guys I NEED someone to dm me or something if and when it happens #cause I’m not online much and I need to know the MOMENT it drops #the amazing devil #madeleine hyland #joey batey #tad

lilboreddev-blog

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

wheezecheese

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

whumpypepsigal

The Witcher s04e04: ”Save your words. This is not the end.”

#they got each other 🥰

harringles

Geralt didn’t even look when he handed over the sword, as if he was CERTAIN Jaskier would take it whenever he passed it. And Jaskier took it so casually like this is an everyday thing…

#im so sorry but the way Jaskier is standing makes it look like he only has one leg #I just wanted to point that out #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia

harringles

GODS JASKIER YOUR FUCKING SHIRT-

We can almost see his navel

#god bless twn costume designers #and god bless jaskier for being THE sluttiest bard on the continent #the witcher #jaskier #the witcher netflix

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#you know what doesn’t have teeth?#a pitchfork #amirite #sorry too soon #the witcher #the witcher netflix

ladyannemarie5

“I’m getting old. And I've come to realize I won’t be around forever. But my stories might be”

Don't say that, my love, you must be eternal.

The fact that for years our (my) favorite headcanon has been that Jaskier isn't human, since he barely aged in 20 years following Geralt, basically because the showrunners didn't notice this until the fans did, and for the rest of the seasons they gave the character a horrible haircut to age Joey, and now they finally have him talking and confirming that he is a mere human and that he will die at some point.

And they still complement it with a direct shot of Geralt, even though he must also be well aware that his best friend and closest confidant is a mere human who will leave him one day.

I'm not okay.

#sobbing #but also there are still plenty of headcanons where Jaskier himself doesn’t even know he’s not completely human #so technically just because he said that he won’t be here forever doesn’t make it true #but yeah no I get really sad when I’m reminded that he is canonically human #I just need the fics and headcanons to cope

ladyannemarie5

I'm rewatching season 4 of The Witcher, and my expectations for the next season are a subplot where Radovid traps the entire Hansa, and Jaskier, in a very emotional scene, tells him that he agrees to stay with him at the court of Redania, that he will write him love songs and proclaim how incredible a king he is, as long as he lets his friends go. And in the background, Geralt and the others are yelling at him not to do it.

#please if someone has a fic like this #send it my way #I don’t care who you are my dms are open #the witcher