Unbound Stars and Terrible Cake

Hi! It's just an incredibly strange, probably human? God's favored Blorbo(she will end me for my hubris) They/Them/ Not a guy, barely a gal, definitely a Skeleton for legal reasons, 22 and not a member of the ATF

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[satuko97]

get fish 🎣

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[tabula-smaragdina-reborn]

Lich by SpiralMagus 

 @lord-momonga

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mod2amaryllis]

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[camelidae]

Somehow he still seems to enjoy basking in the sunlight and the quiet busyness of the birds and butterflies. They say necromancy is a dark art, but whoever reanimated the beast of the black swamp knew what they were doing.

[rrh-art]

A surprise winner from last month's Del-verse vote. HALO DEL: Major Delvon Leach. A rogue Spartan travelling a complicated and bloodied road, led by the hand of a manipulative AI. With ambitious goals of self-preservation.

-- Art Discord // Patreon // Linktree Do not use, repost or claim my art/character Art © The-Red-Right-Hand

[soonielo]

He literally ran an ad campaign for his self-help book in 30k.... it became a best seller....

[cannibalcaprine]

i honestly think more women should kill a eat their partners after fucking. we need to get sexual cannibalism back in style

[tpwrtrmnky]

If you're a cis man who feels inexplicably drawn to trans women's communities but don't want to intrude because it's not For You, you should know that the average transfem-dominant discord server has several completely cis guys in it, and we're not trying to get that number down by kicking them out.

We're trying... other methods, but strapping young lads such as yourself wouldn't turn down a bunch of pretty women giving you attention now, would you?

[lumpyflakycum]

The Lion does not concern himself with whatever ulterior motives the pretty ladies might have, and instead appreciates the attention ^_^

[tpwrtrmnky]

Has anyone ever told the lion he has really pretty eyelashes, by the way? The lion could look really cute if he varied up his fashion sense a little. Oh, but is the idea of being 'cute' frightening, somehow? The lion should know he's allowed to be cute, if he wants to.

[dogpuppy]

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[ips-northstar-official]

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Rude.

Funny tho, keep at it

—the Intern

///Pirate Radio Forever///

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

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