Toby Is Gay

21 FTM Bi

[kitharion]

This is the

Money Cat 🐈‍⬛

Reblog for good financial luck! 🍀

[lakevida]

[lingua-mortua]

reblog to give your mutuals tiny Chilean good luck pigs

[evangelinedares]

I am Chilena!! 🇨🇱 and this is true, I have some myself!!

They don’t just come as a tiny pig, though. My mom has a really big one we use as a rice holder pot, and they can also be bigger, like this:

Chanchito < CHANCHO 🐷❤️

[favoriteanimal]

necesito CHANCHISIMO

[virginiaisforhaters]

winter driving tips from a new englander 

sometimes you’re just not gonna stop. its okay. dont freak out. youll stop eventually. just dont follow anyone too closely and dont slam on your brakes they are not your friend

the road is often worse when you think it looks fine. ice during the day is a bitch, if its snowing and the road looks okay just pretend its a sheet of ice

people will tailgate you in giant SUVs, dont speed up for them. let them pass you, or pull off if they wont pass you. if they wanna die thats their prerogative 

following a plow is fucking obnoxiously slow but its also probably the safest way to get home

at some point you’re gonna blow thru a red light because you cant stop. people understand. when your light turns green, wait a few seconds before you go, dont assume that their light being red means the people coming at you can stop

if you see black ice right ahead of you just chill. the first thing ur gonna wanna do is slam on your brakes. do not touch them. just take your foot off the gas and drive through it, and dont try to swerve. just keep going. 

dont stop ever! dont stop on a hill, dont fully stop at a light. just take your foot off the gas and roll to a crawling speed until the light turns. its harder to get going from a complete stop than from a crawling speed because physics is an asshole 

drive as slow as you need to to feel safe, and if anyone has a problem with it eat them 

[luckytin]

I thought this was going to be a creepy text post about like new England gothic but really it’s just good tips for how it gets to be in our area

[virginiaisforhaters]

the only creepy thing here is how slowly im gonna be creeping towards every red light 

[lesbianreasons]

more winter driving tips from a canadian:

when you need to stop put your car in neutral if you can. that way momentum is the only thing pushing your car forward if your foot slips off the brake.

if you start to skid around a corner DO NOT crank the wheel or slam on the brakes. if you do you will just keep going in a straight line because your tires won’t be able to get any traction

instead LOOK WHERE YOU WANT TO GO. by focusing on where you want to go you’ll calm down your panic and your body will automatically take steps to go that direction. even if you’re skidding it’s still just a corner and there’s no reason to crank the wheel.

DO NOT SPEED! i cannot stress this enough. if road conditions are icy it will take much longer for your car to respond no matter how quick your reflexes

keep some basic supplies in your car. no matter how safely you drive there’s always a chance you’ll end up stuck. keep a phone charger so you don’t have to worry about being able to call for help. an extra jacket, some water bottles, and a few granola bars, along with jumper cables can keep you going if you have to wait.

[tobyisspooky]

Hoping y’all could share my top surgery fundraiser or donate I would love to be able to get top surgery by the end of the year https://gofund.me/d9f29e8f

Help Toby pay for top surgery, organized by Tobias Remington

Hi I’m Toby I’m 21 years old and I’m hopping to raise money for my top surgery. I’m cur… Tobias Remington needs your support for Help Toby p

[killer-buzz-queen]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[probsjosh]

queueing this up for after Hersheys kills that one blog

[divinestrike]

happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!

[whovian69420-deactivated2020080]

quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!

[divinestrike]

your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can reblog this post PLEASE stop LYING on the internet, god. 

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

happy 7th anniversary to dashcon!

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[wind-the-music-box]

….. Pentacles.

[allaboutthebooz]

Please

[babysimpala]

Don’t argue with 10 of Pentacles

[thefreethoughtprojectcom]

This man is an American hero but don’t expect to see his name in the history books.

[kalashni-cola]

Two bullets to the head… Suicide? His ghost shot himself?

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[argonianhammerperson]

[harvestspriteirl]

THEY CENSORED IT LIKE A SLUR I’M WHEEZING

[babyanimalgifs]

Frog wearing a frog hat 

(Source)

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[witch-lock]

when else could a post like this come together. imagine showing this to someone from the 16th century or someone 300 years into the future. this website is free

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

[sterlingkato]

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

[abigaillazaar]

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

[peppermintmonster]

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

[anxietyproblem]

[dammitradar]

Reading this in September

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ellie, it’s October

[dammitradar]

GODDAMMIT

[sunmiyah]

Jennie : “I’m pretending to be a capybara “ 

[pinene]

Now why did y'all facetune the capybara