Teen Wolf rec

Personal TW fic rec tumblr. This blog is NOT spoiler free, BUT I DO tag all my spoilers. "TW Spoilers" and only for the current season airing while it airs. (Not that I expect to be dealing with many spoilers through fanfic, but better to be safe than sorry)

[userilyarozanov]

Okay, fine. What’s your plan? To distract her.

[exbloodjunkie]

[ljummen]

I kinda want jock Stiles picking up a nerdy Derek for their first date right here, and he’s super nervous and thinks Derek is super hot in his chess club shirt, and Derek is scared out of his mind because he’s going on a date with Stiles, and he’s still not 100% sure that this isn’t just a nasty prank.

[helenish]

OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE thinking about that first kiss, out in the preserve where Derek said he goes for walks sometimes, so they went out there after the movie because Stiles still had an hour and a half before his curfew and Derek doesn’t have a curfew, it having never occurred to his parents that he might be anywhere but the library or in a friend’s basement intensely playing videogames they programmed themselves or in his room doing homework, and certainly not that he would be leaning against a tree drawing in a shallow nervous breath when Stiles leans in and puts one hand on his face. Stiles’ eyes slide between Derek’s eyes and his—mouth, and when he says, 

“Is this—okay?” his voice is hoarse.

“Yeah,” Derek says. Stiles’ lips are soft and a little cold and Derek closes his eyes and Stiles sways in for a second kiss, a little deeper this time, longer, his chest brushing Derek’s, and then pulls back, and Derek has a hand twisted in his t-shirt and Stiles gasps in a single surprised breath when Derek yanks him back in, catches himself on the tree with one hand next to Derek’s head and kisses him open-mouthed, head tilted, his other hand sliding down Derek’s ribs to the small of his back and pulling him in, and when Derek opens his eyes, just a little, Stiles’ eyes are closed, eyelashes dark on his cheeks.

[andavs]

Derek's werewolf teeth are growing in all messed up and he needs to get braces -- but only on his werewolf teeth. Which means he has to stay shifted. LOL. I may end up writing this myself because it just cracks me up.

“Dog braces,” Derek repeated flatly. “You expect me to get dog braces.”

Deaton just shrugged. “You asked for a solution, that’s what I recommend.”

Stiles was really impressed with the vet’s composure under Derek’s furious gaze. By now, Stiles could tell that Derek was angry and glaring because he was embarrassed and didn’t want anyone to know he was embarrassed, but Deaton didn’t have the same kind of experience reading Derek’s body language and deciphering his eyebrows.

Though to be fair, he’d dealt with Talia Hale for twenty years, and Derek’s glare had to come from somewhere.

“My teeth aren’t crooked,” Derek said—more like desperately insisted, but it came out more aggressive and threatening. Like he was daring anyone to disagree that his teeth were anything other than perfect. A lifetime as president of BH Dental’s Smiles Club hadn’t prepared him for this kind of criticism, and he wasn’t taking it well.

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[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[realrandomsam]

Some new Happy Writer Bun for the writing lovelies out there. Keep writing! You can do it!

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[elektranatchois-deactivated2016]

this tea is absolutely Scalding

[allerasphinx]

It’s real. 

[aioig]

Ireland is the best.

[kateoplis]

What It’s Really Like to Work in Hollywood* (*If you’re not a straight white man.)

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[radiant-human-deactivated201403]

Why is this so cute

[aphtoncorbin]

Day 27 watch out I’m coming!

[tontonmichel2]

Listen up now.

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[demirockgod]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA ABBINGTON

If you get a script and it’s really well written,that’s always exciting.

[stydiaislove]

is this the night the jokes about leonardo di caprio and the oscar end? well it’s gonna be an important night

[dailymarvelkings]

The Oscars 2016 | 88th Academy Awards Countdown: Robert Downey Jr. and Jeremy Renner pose in the press room during the Oscars held at Loews Hollywood Hotel on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California.

[lady--hen]

Busted my idiot son for having dirty magazines 😒

[knickerdoodles]

Now this is my kind of vine

[74838292294743]

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa