The goldfish that ascended to A tofu

You can call me Tofu. Pronoun~well tofus are gender less. Age~above 18. To provide Tofu soy beans~ My requests are currently open. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS I WRITE ABOUT

[tofuwrites]

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕋𝕠𝕗𝕦 ~

So I’ve decided to make my self intro I’m bad at it tho > n <

Look here I’m delicious

Hi~hi you can call me Tofu~ I’ve come in peace.

I’m a university student tofu I’m here to spam and un-stress myself.

For pronouns well~ tofus are gender less so I am too. You can call me she/he or anything but be polite and gentle to me = 3= tofus smash easily I’m fragile.

My chats are open to random stuff I may be a bad responder but I can be there just to listen. You can rant, complain, share some stuff, to talk about random stuff or talk about anime [ I haven’t watched much lately send recommendations pls~]

My requests for One Piece x Reader is open check {here} for rules~

And this is my {masterlist}~

Here if you wanna provide Ko-fi soy beans for Tofu.

[haikyuu-sins]

Smutty first prompt with Law please!!

Starting off strong with some smutty Law~ These are just going to be little drabbles, so nothing too long! This one isn’t smutty so to say, but I still had fun writing it! 

Minors DNI.

Warnings: Choking

If Law had one guilty pleasure, it was buying clothes just so he could rip them off of your body and have his way with you. Sure he could just take them off like a normal person, or even use his devil fruit, but where would the fun be in that? 

Sometimes it would be underwear. Other times it would just be a simple tank top with nothing underneath. He loved watching you walk around in the things he bought for you, knowing that they were soon going to be a tattered mess on the floor. 

This particular night, he had you wear something nicer. Your anniversary was today and it just so happened that they would be stopping at an island on the actual day, which didn’t happen often. 

If he was being honest, he didn’t actually buy this particular dress for you with those intentions though. He simply wanted you to have something nice to wear, something that he knew you would feel beautiful in because he loved seeing you feel confident in the things you wore. 

The dress was hung up in perfect view for you to see as soon as you walked in. You suppressed the wide smile that was about to spill over by biting your bottom lip. Walking over to the dress, your hand ran your fingers along the silky material. 

“Happy Anniversary. Like it?” Law asked as he leaned against the frame of the door. His lips tugged up slightly, smiling to himself because he knew he did a good job with this dress. 

You let out a quiet gasp, not hearing him and turned around to face your boyfriend. It was then that your smile truly came out. You threw your arms around his neck, your smile not once faltering as you gave him a soft kiss on his lips. “I can’t even tell you how much I’m in love with this dress.” 

“We’re going to be at the island soon, why don’t you get ready?” he kisses the top of your head before leaving to let you ready in peace. 

It didn’t take you too long, just a quick shower and styling your hair to your liking. Once you were finished, you grabbed the dress and slipped yourself into it. It felt like it was tailor made just to fit you. 

You could feel the submarine begin to rise, letting you know that you had arrived at the island. Grabbing a necklace that Law had gifted you, you attempted to put it on before it was taken out of your hands and into another's. 

“Let me.” Law clipped it in the back and you turned to look at him when he finished. This was supposed to be nice and romantic, but fuck-Law couldn’t take his eyes off you. All he could think about was tearing that dress off of you and leaving you naked before him. 

“Anything missing from the look?” you spun around in a circle so he could see you from all angles. You weren’t able to see the animalistic look in his eyes as he basically eyefucked you until you turned around to see him slowly making his way over to you. 

“You look good, but you’d look so much better with my hands around your throat.” One of Law’s tattooed fingers trailed up from your chest to curl around your neck that just fit perfectly in his hand. 

“Yeah? That really completes the look, don’t you think?” you smirk, as you grip his wrist lightly. He licked his lips as he now felt you grasping tighter on his wrist, your way of indicating that you wanted him to squeeze your neck tighter as well. 

His own smirk grows as he only does what he’s told. Law leans down to your ear as he begins to hear your breath hitching. “I’m gonna have fun with you tonight.”

[sunny-sunn-deactivated20220820]

kazuha is living in my mind rent free and i'm going to make it everyone's problem

roommate!kazuha who's an early riser and made it his duty to wake you up every morning, quietly stepping into your room and softly shaking you awake while his morning voice called out your name.

roommate!kazuha who rolls his eyes fondly at your drunk-self when your friend calls him to pick you up from the bar, wrapping his arm around your waist and walking you home while nodding and humming to your unintelligible babbles.

roommate!kazuha who helps you with your homework, using his pen to hit your head gently when you're not focusing and praising you when you get the answers right, chuckling under his breath at the way you fluster from the praising.

roommate!kazuha who silently gets closer to you on the couch during your movie nights, wrapping his blanket around your sleeping figure and leading your head to rest in on his shoulder, a soft smile painted on his lips.

roommate!kazuha who shakes his head every time you mention a date you're going to, giving countless reasons as to why they're not the right one, hoping you couldn't tell that he was supposed to be the one for you.

roommate!kazuha who hates himself a little for being possessive over you but gives you a smug smile when you complain about being stood up, rolling your eyes when he subtly mentions that he was right all along the way.

roommate!kazuha who at first playfully pinned you to the couch when you refused to admit that he was right but the close proximity had your giggles dying down, his laugh quieting and his lips brushing yours, a hand craddling your face gently.

roommate!kazuha who has always been caring and sweet with you, who you though you'd never have a chance with, who hovered over you while waiting for a permission you granted him with a tug to his hoodie strings.

roommate!kazuha who's gently and soft with the way he's kissing you, cupping your cheek with his hand as the other maintains him up, a smile curling on his lips while he parts away, cooing teasingly at the heat underneath his fingertips.

roommate!kazuha who has always been in love with you but was too scared to tell you, telling himself that he was content to be in your life but ended up being greedy for more, craving for you until you were finally his and he was finally yours.

reblogs are highly appreciated! this is not proofread, sorry if i made any mistakes

[tofuwrites]

A/N: If you don’t like sad stories or stories of someone using someone else for their own gain, angst, heart break, insults, Y/N is portrayed to be weak to love.. etc, Just skip it. For those who don’t mind, enjoy~ but do note that it might be OOC.

Sweet Words

Doflamingo X Female Reader

“We’ve been dating for 2 years now and tomorrow is our anniversary, I hope Doffy remembers it. He's been quite cold to me lately, especially after he got the mera-mera no mi.” Y/N tells Baby 5 while shopping for an  anniversary. “Don’t worry too much about it Y/N, he is just busy lately.” Baby 5 reassured. “Well yeah I guess so, since he’s planning something big..” Well yeah Doffy really cares about me, if I’m upset he knows the right words to make me happy. His words are so sweet it rids me of worries and sadness. And he does not make me angry, even if he did, I’m unable to get mad at him.

Both you and Baby 5 continued shopping. After getting a perfect gift it was already dusk, you went to the counter and paid for your item. “Baby 5 since it's late now, shall we have dinner before we go?” “I’m in debt lately tho.” “It’s fine I’ll pay” 

In Doffy’s study. 

“Doffy, are you planning on marrying Y/N?” Trebol asks while disregarding Doffy’s personal space.”Too close” “She’s loyal but she’s not suitable.” “It only took me 2 weeks to make her head over heels for me, what if another guy seduces her? She’s too easy and I don't like that. Besides, she's too clingy. All it takes is a few sweet words and she’ll do anything I want her to do.” Doffy scoffs, as all the displeasure he hid in front of Y/N gushes out. 

Y/N came back and rushed to Doffy’s study to greet him, and heard his conversation with Trebol through the cracks of the door. When Y/N was about to leave with tears forming in her eyes she heard Trebol insulting her, she thought, she hopes, she wants, Doffy to at least defend her but only for her to hear Doffy agreeing to Trebol. Her heart shattered tears gushed out like a broken dam. She ran to her shared room and wailed, unable to control her emotions. 

She loved him, even before Doffy courts her she had already loved him. He managed to save her when she was young. Before she could thank him, Doffy had already left with his crew. She promised to find him to thank him, she thought that this is the man who saved her life so we did not mind giving him her life and be with him. No matter what he wants her to do she will perform it perfectly because she kept reminding herself, without Doffy I wouldn’t have lived till today, this is how I can repay him. 

Y/N packed her stuff to leave, but she couldn’t just abandon him. She still loved him. She kept finding reasons for Doffy’s words. “Maybe, maybe if I’m less clingy Doffy will start to love me…” “But for 2 years he did not even like me.. Will he really love me if I stay longer?” She kept thinking. Not noticing Doffy entering the room. “Y/N? Y/N? Y/N!” She jolted “D-Doffy?” her voice cracked, as she replied to him while frantically wiping off her tears. 

Upon seeing Y/N tears, Doffy’s mood turned sour but still consoled her with the sweetest words. He saw the luggage Y/N was trying to hide. He became furious, “Y/N are you leaving?” “N-no!” She panicked. She never lied to him before and she knows truly well Doffy can easily see through her lies. “I’m giving you another chance, are you betraying me?” She cried, “No I won’t I promise, please believe me, I love you Doffy I will never.” Doffy scoffs at Y/N. “Even if you manage to run I’ll still find you, you know too much. Only death can set you free.”

Earlier before Doffy went to Y/N.

Doffy noticed a shadow from below his study, if it was anyone they should’ve knocked and come in. But the shadow disappeared instead, he left the study and went towards their shared room. Upon noticing Y/N in the room his suspicions were confirmed. “Y/N, Y/N, Y/N how easy it is to get you.” He laughed coldly to himself. After leaving the room he called Sugar. He did not want any chances of his information to be leaked. 

The next time Y/N saw him was in their room where she was tied up by Doffy’s strings and unable to move, only to scream and plead Doffy but he did not even try to listen to her, all he felt was annoyance. The next time Y/N woke up was in an underground area working with the rest of the toys.

[tofuwrites]

Aye, Tofu received some request but is currently busy with final assignment paper. So Tofu will only be posting those requests during/after April so hope you don't mind :)

tho its not like I haven't delay any request yet haha still have some from last year but :)

-Take care & stay safe, don't get eaten.

[fireflykaizoku]

Hello Mi Reina 😍😍🥰🥰💖❤️

May I place as request in for your summer event please!?

Marco x fem reader

Late night drive

“My tongue still remembers the way you taste.”

👉🏼👈🏼🥺 thank you so much my love. Te amo mucho!!!

Aqua tofana

mi vidaaa! ❤❤ okay, i'm sorry it took me long to write it but here it is! i think you may like it 👀 i think i never wrote a nsfw for marco? or i wrote only once. but i think it turned out pretty good!

te amo demais! ❤❤ ~aqua tofana~

You don’t remember the last time you saw Marco, but you definitely remember how it went. It was a friendly break up, you were both young at the time and things got in the way. The goodbye was full of promises like “if we meet again…” and “when we’re older…”. It was painful, but you moved on eventually.

You both graduated college and went back to your hometown. You visited your family, he visited his father and brothers. On your second night, you were sitting in the middle of your bedroom in your parents’ house looking through old pictures when your phone rang. The familiar ringtone of when someone sends you a text.

When you held your phone, your heart jumped out of your chest. You still remembered the number by heart even though his name wasn’t on your contacts list anymore. It was him, after so long. It was Marco, the man you still loved.

“I found out you’re in town too, do you want to go somewhere? No second intentions or anything, I just want to talk. I miss you.”

You didn’t even have time to wonder if you should pretend if you were busy or not. You didn’t want to waste any more time and replied right away with a “yes, sure!”. After exchanging a few texts, you decided he’d pick you at your house for a late night ride, just like the old times. Back then, you had to sneak out of your house to meet him in the middle of the night, but now you simply waited for him in front of your yard.

He parked his car, the same car he had ever since high school, the car he got from his dad and that it was his pride and joy. When the windows rolled down, you could see he got older. It was quite a surprise to see how much he had changed, especially since he didn’t update his social media too often. You’ve seen some pictures, but he looked so much better in real life. Marco was always a handsome man back when you were together, he just got even better. He wore glasses now, and as you entered the car, you saw a tattoo on his chest through the half open shirt.

— It has been a while yoi. — the blonde smiled. — Don’t you think?

You nodded, still staring at him trying to be as subtle as possible.

— It did. I… I missed it. — you confessed, a bit shy. — I missed you. I’m glad you messaged me, though.

You two drove without destination and it was a bit awkward at first. The conversation wasn’t as natural as before, that’s until you both started thinking of funny moments you spent together, the good memories, fun stories about college… For a moment, it felt like everything was back to how it was before the breakup.

Marco parked near the beach, the same spot as he always parked. It was calm, quiet, secluded. For a moment, you wondered about his intentions. Was he parking there out of habit or because he wanted to be closer to you?

You didn’t have to wonder for too long. You didn’t even know who made the first move, who stole that kiss. It was probably mutual anyway. It just felt right, it felt like the right moment. The kisses were passionate and desperate. All the years waiting for this, to feel each other’s lips and touches… You didn’t want to wait any minute at this point.

You were sitting on his lap, arms wrapped around his neck. Being so close to him again felt comfortable, but it was also pure temptation. Luckily, no one would even see things getting steamy between you and the future doctor. Even if they tried, the windows were too foggy for anyone to see anything.

— My tongue still remembers the way you taste yoi. — he whispered in between kisses, still breathing heavily.

— Are you sure? — you smirked, asking in the same tone with a hint of malice in your voice. — I think you should have a taste again.

Your affirmation was enough, he nodded and placed an urgent kiss on your lips. His big hands slid down the strap of your dress, placing kisses on your jaw and neck, moving to your shoulders. The touch, the trail of kisses were making you shiver. Your soft hands played with his blonde hair, throwing your head back to give him a better access to your neck. While one of his arms was wrapped around your waist, bringing you closer, his free hand caressed your thighs and lifted your dress.

Soft sighs escaped your lips as Marco found your chest, pulling your dress down and revealing your (F/C) bra.

— Beautiful. — he whispered, more to himself than to you. But knowing that he still liked the sight, after all these years, after being apart for so long… It made you shy but happy at the same time. — So beautiful, little bird.

Little bird.

The nickname he used to call you. Your thoughts were interrupted when he quickly removed your bra, exposing your breasts completely. Marco licked his lips before attacking your nipples. He was gentle, but eager. While his warm mouth sucked on one of your nipples, his hand pinched the other one, rubbing it between his skilled fingers. He hummed, feeling the taste of your sweet skin. The vibrations and the bulge on his pants against your womanhood were getting your panties soaking wet.

— Marco… — you moaned low. — More…

He giggled and let go of your abused nipple with a loud “pop”. He couldn’t even tease you for being so needy, after all, he also wanted you desperately now.

The position made things a bit difficult, and even though you both have done this in his car so many times before, it was so long ago that you barely remember how it was. A bit clumsy and with your ex’s help, you removed your panties, leaving the dress still on. However, your breasts and thighs were still exposed. Marco unbuttoned his jeans and pulled his underwear down, freeing his hardened cock from the tight clothing.

You positioned yourself over his cock, wasting no time. You wanted him, you needed him. You needed to feel his size filling you again. You rubbed his cock between your folds, getting it soaked with your juices. You lowered yourself on his cock slowly, taking your time to adjust.

— Fuck, I missed that. — his voice was almost breaking, feeling how your pussy welcomed his cock. Oh, how he missed the warm and tight sensation.

You whined, the burning sensation made you hiss. Resting your face on the crook of his neck, Marco gave you time to adjust. His thumb found your clit, rubbing messy circles, trying to distract you from the discomfort. You moved up and down slowly, until finally, the slight pain became more like pleasure. Marco helped as well, moving his hips against yours.

— You’re doing so well… — he praised, throwing his head back.

— Too big… — you whined, biting your lip.

The blonde smiled at your words, caressing your hips with one hand as he increased the pace, while his other hand kept playing with your clit. The sight of your boobs moving and you jumped up and down on his cock was heavenly. Your moans, the way you called his name over and over could easily make him cum right there and then.

You held his shoulders for support, but could feel yourself getting tired. Marco noticed and started slamming his cock inside of you faster, making his balls hit against you. The lewd sounds of skin slapping and an old song playing low were filling the car.

— Just like that. Right there. — you moaned, feeling closer to your release.

— Cum for me, baby… — the blonde moaned, looking at your face; mouth hanging open and eyes closed. — You’re doing a good job…

The praise and the way he sounded were enough to make you clench around his cock as the sensation of pure pleasure and bliss took you over. With a loud moan, your orgasm hit you. Your pussy clenched around Marco’s cock, milking him dry. It took him only a couple more thrusts to reach his own climax, filling you with his thick and warm cum.

He slowed down, fucking your overstimulated pussy, making you whine. When he stopped and finally pulled out, you felt the mix of juices of your arousal and his cum drip out of you. The feeling of sudden emptiness made you whine.

You were both breathing heavily, not even saying anything for a moment and just trying to recover from the orgasm. His strong hands caressed your back gently while you rested your head on his shoulder, closing your eyes and enjoying being against his chest again.

— The promise we made… — he broke the silence, trying to even his breathing again. — The one about trying again when we got older yoi… Does it still count?

You smiled softly, resting your forehead against his. A light nod was an answer already.

— Of course it does. I’ve been waiting for this long enough. — you whispered back, feeling your heart at peace now.

[tofuwrites]

𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

updated on (15/2/2022)

One Piece

Marimo Zoro

Genshin Impact

Chibi-bedo

𝕎𝕀ℙ

One Piece

Portgas D. Ace

[tofuwrites]

I guess I'm a lil late but I here you go Valentines with a certain Marimo.

Valentines Surprise - Zoro has training today and he is unable to drop by your place for Valentines so you decided to go to his place and surprise him.

- His reason for the Valentines day training, Mihawk his coach is single and is jealous of couples but still denies it.

- You went to the cake house to buy a Valentines cake, brought beer from Zoro's favourite liquor store.

- You also brought some flowers for him as well. Well why not?🤷

- Then you also brought some ingredients to cook a simple meal for Zoro.

- Around evening you excitedly went to Zoro's place.

- You opened the door to see Zoro and Perona together.

- Shocked you didn't know what to do.

- As you turned around to leave, Luffy who just came to Zoro's place said " EHHH Y/N IS HERE!" He quickly popped the party poppers along with Chopper and Usopp. - Then Zoro proceeds to lead you to the half decorated living room where Nami and Robin were decorating, Sanji sulking, and Mihawk sipping wine.

- "Y/N.. I've never done this before so I got some help. Perona was just lecturing me on how to be romantic when I complained that the balloons were too over, please believe me.. and I wanted to go pick you up later when everything is done but uh.. I didn't expect you to come." Zoro said while scratching the back of his head while looking at a different direction hoping that you can't see that he's blushing.

- Before you got to reply, he shooed everyone out then hugged you. "Happy Valentine's Day Y/N"

[tofuwrites]

Hands are hard I’m stuck here for a month now 🥲🥲🥲

Original pic below (source)

[tofuwrites]

ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥

Boku no Hero Academia

Hawks Bering Bird Brain by burned-out-match Hcs S/O being a model (Bakugou, Hawks, Todoroki, Kirishima) by kingkatsuki Rituals (Bakugo) by pinkchanelbag

Nurse’s Office (Aizawa) by bihwhatever2

Jujutsu Kaisen

Nanamin by suncelia-art My Favourite Babysitter lightningstrikes-art

One Piece

Writings

One piece crew’s bet when they see the newspaper coming by onepiecereactions

How do u think Mihawk, Smoker, Shanks and Ace would react if his SO ask them to add toys on bed by onepiece-writting-forest

Bouquet of Roses (Killer) by pirate-shrimp

Arguments (Marco) by daily-dose-of-imagines

Ace x reader : Isn’t this nice by thatbadbruja

S/o who loves spicy food (Ace, Sabo) by minruko

Zoro and Sanji Competition by yourtamaki

One Piece x Y/N as incorrect quotes because there will never be enough~ by myonepiece

Katakuri x reader by rukia-writes

Crocodile, Kidd and Law Seeing Their Crush Changing For the First Time by quartermera

Kid x reader by sashi-ya

First Kiss (kid) by quirkyseastone

NSFW Zoro, Sabo, Shanks & Mihawk accidentally eating aphrodisiac food by sashi-ya

Shy S/O in an argument (Kid, Ace, Sabo) by unknownwriting

Weather Week (Law) by wanosuns

Zoro vs Baby by opchickpea

Kid, Law, Luffy, Zoro, Killer Sleeping with S/O by une-femme-de-lettres

One Piece Men’s Reactions when you Bite their B**bies by quirkyseastone

Fanart

Mink Influenza by amaitsumi

Sleeping Bag by amaitsumi

Dressrosa Luffy, Law, Ucy GIF by yoyterra

Law 🎨 and 🍑 by pirate-shrimp

Luffy and Julius switch Fanart by pirate-shrimp

Zoro 🍑 by pirate-shrimp

Killer 🍑 by pirate-shrimp

Kid 🍑 by pirate-shrimp

KidLaw art by serain

Luffy Fanart by pirateheartbeat

Ace Fanart by arsmentae

One piece Fanart by dilebe06

Luffy, Law and Kidd playing cards Fanart by daonepiece

Robin Fanart by mygiorni

One Piece Colour Spread by yonkou

Kid Flower shop fanart by pirate-shrimp

Marco Fanart by daonepiece

ZoLaw by trashchaser

[tofuwrites]

I might just post some fanart for now instead of fanfic. I haven’t been able to write any decent fanfic for some time and there’s still some requests left from my 100followers event. I’ll try my best to clear them but I’m not sure when will it be…

I just thought it’ll be best to let y’all know rather than changing suddenly so I hope y’all don’t mind (= 3= )

For fanfic tags will be tofuwrites and fanart is tofudraws I’ll create a separate masterlist for fanarts too requests are open for fanarts as well

[tofuwrites]

Tofu's today’s art —a chibibedo

[attack-on-onepiece]

Source: A付き

[tofuwrites]

A/N: since is my first New Year here sooo imma make this first New Year together with Law. And Tofu wishes

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH ME IN 2021 AND HOPEFULLY THE MANY MORE YEARS TO COME

Sigh it’s our first New Year’s Eve and yet Law won’t be here with you he’s still in the hospital. Well what can you do when your boyfriend is the most sought out heart surgeon in the country. There are still many more New Year’s Eve in the future but the chance to save some one is only one. You consoled yourself. “Okay let’s not think about it anymore! Let’s sleep! Then all the thoughts will be gone!”

You tossed and turned over and over but you can’t stop yourself from getting a little disappointed. Then you gave up sleeping and started using your phone. “Urghh everyone is posting stuff with their couples celebrating and counting down.” You threw your phone aside. “Maybe Law would be back before 12am. He did managed to come right on time like during my birthday where he came back 1155pm with a cake celebrating the last 5 minutes before my birthday ends. Or when he said he couldn’t make it to the movie but still made it there 1 minute before the movie starts. Maybe this time would be the same.” You said to yourself.

The fireworks started to go off and you knew it’s 12am already. Even though you knew this was going to happen but you can’t help feeling sad. A little tear almost ran down your cheeks but you kept telling yourself it’s fine it’s just a normal night. Just sleep and Law would be there next to you in the morning. “Ugh f*** this imma go binge sad movies while eating that whole tub of ice cream.”

As you opened the door of your room your main door was opened as well. “Is it Law?” You thought. “But no he said he won’t be back till another hour.” You took the thing nearest to your hand which is the air freshener. “It’ll work.” You slowly sneaked to the living room. You couldn’t see who was it there wasn’t any light. “Who is it I have this and I know how to use it.” You thought u said loudly but it came out as a whisper. “Yes yes y/n. I know you know how to use the air freshener” he chuckled. “Law?” You asked. “You can’t recognise me?” He asked sounding like he’s teasing you. “Law!” You jumped hugged him. “Although I’m a little late but since you’re still awake let’s celebrate our first New Years together shall we?” He said while hugging you. You nodded. “Happy New Year Law.” “Happy New Year Y/N.”

[5ummit]

PSA regarding tumblr’s latest Censorship Nightmare

For those of you who haven’t seen this announcement, tumblr recently made some changes to the iOS version of the app, purportedly to comply with Apple’s content guidelines. These changes took effect on Dec 21, starting in version 22.5.1 of the iOS app. As some of you may recall, Apple’s strict guidelines were the driving force for the infamous Great Purge of 2018, which coincidentally also happened around this time of year, but it seems banning all of the female-presenting nipples wasn’t good enough for Apple.

Below is a summary of the important changes. Note that these changes technically ONLY affect those using the iOS app. If you’re accessing tumblr through a different app or operating system (Google Chrome, Android app, etc) it won’t affect you directly but it will affect your followers who use iOS so you should definitely be aware of it.

The list of banned tags has been expanded. As before, there’s no way to know which words or phrases have been banned until you try searching for them, in which case you’ll either get no search results or the following message: “This content has been hidden because of potentially suggestive or explicit content.” You may think this doesn’t concern you if you don’t post explicit material, but do not make the mistake of expecting the banned tags to be logical or reasonable. I’ve already encountered multiple completely innocuous posts (random fandom gifsets) that seem to be hidden on iOS for no discernible reason.

Blogs that have been flagged as explicit can no longer be viewed. Previously, flagged blogs just had their posts hidden from searches, but if you knew the username you could still visit it after clicking through a warning about sensitive content. Now you can’t access it at all.

Likes and reblogs from blogs that have been flagged will no longer show up in your notes. This one won’t affect most people’s user experience as much as the others, but it does mean you may be missing notes. It’s unclear if likes and reblogs from flagged blogs will still count towards the overall note total (and only be missing from the activity feed and note viewer) but I suspect that’s the case.

THE BIG ONE: ANY POST TAGGED WITH A BANNED TAG WILL NO LONGER SHOW UP ON YOUR DASHBOARD. Previously, if you tagged a post with a banned word or phrase (even if the words were used inside another tag), that post would not show up in searches, but your followers would still be able to see it on their dashboard. Now those posts are hidden from your own followers as well. This includes both original posts and reblogs. And if that wasn’t bad enough, here’s the real kicker: even if you don’t tag something with one of the banned words, if the OP used a banned tag, any reblogs of that post will not show up on anyone’s dashboard (on the iOS app). The only saving grace here, and I hate to even call it that, is that the blocked posts are still visible if you visit a blog directly or if you have post notifications turned on.

As usual, tumblr was extremely unclear and evasive about all of this in their official announcement. Not surprising, of course, since if more people were aware of these new draconian tactics I can’t imagine there wouldn’t be more of an uproar about it. Tumblr claims that these changes are somewhat temporary and that they are currently working on something that will allow for a less restricted iOS experience, but they refuse to say what that something is and when it will be implemented. And let’s just say, considering their track record, I’m not hopeful.

All of this is horrible and infuriating for many reasons, but the worst part is how insanely counterproductive it is to creating the “safe” environment tumblr (or more specifically Apple) supposedly wants.

Tags have always been used for both blog organization and filtering purposes. Tagging posts with triggers and content warnings is a common practice that gives users the ability to filter out content they may find upsetting or just don’t don’t want to see for whatever reason. By choosing to ban a bunch of unlisted “sensitive content” tags, all they’re doing is encouraging people who want to share that kind of content to come up with alternative less well-known tags or simply not tag that content at all anymore if they want it to show up on their follower’s dashboards, thereby making it more likely for someone to encounter it when they didn’t want to.

So really, with all of the alleged concern for safety and “protecting the children,” all they’ve done is make tumblr less safe for everyone. Typical.

[sashi-ya]

AHHHH LORD JESUS 😡🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[sashi-ya]

Peppermint Eustass Kidd x F! Reader Day 20: NSFW - Dressing Up as Santa

tw: nsfw. usage of costumes. face sitting. masturbation.

wc: 640

Dear, @magui-kawaii here I am with Day 20 and the spicy red haired captain! I hope you enjoy this little scenario! Thank u for requesting and happy holidays!! love ya! 💖✨

The request was:

magui-kawaii asked: Hi Sashi! ❤️ Can you do Day 20 🍬 peppermint with Eustass Kid x Shy F!Reader in Modern Au maybe the reader is trying to do a naughty surprise to him.

Buying Christmas gifts for Kid have always been a pain in the ass. The red haired only wants to eat and cares as much as nothing about the holidays. Yet, because he secretly hides a soft side, he never fails in buying you a present.

Yet, you struggle to get one for him… A robot figure? I mean he loves them, but again? No, he has a huge collection already. A wrench? he has too many…

You spent at least four hours surfing the many online shops on your phone, but still, nothing. And soon the idea of asking your best friend comes to your mind -even if something tells you to be careful. Bonney could be a little impulsive sometimes -

And there you are following the link from the image to the webpage that announces the minuscule red dress with white fur on the top and the skirt. “I bet Ms. Noel would freeze her ass if she wore this to the North Pole…” you say, laughing alone in the kitchen.

And two days after, the <present> is finally on your door. And it’s indeed tiny. Your buttocks are barely covered, and the neckline shows you have breasts you didn’t know you had. Sexy, revealing, tempting. You blush at your own reflection in the mirror and imagine the possible reactions Kid may have when he sees you tonight…

The sudden knock on the door (that more than a knock it sounded like a bang; cause Kid is everything except subtle) makes you jolt up. You fix the skirt of the mini Ms. Noel costume, praying for him not to laugh at your surprisingly and unexpected outburst of sexiness.

“Come in, babe. It’s open” you mumble, fidgeting your right foot on the floor. “Oi, babe I’m hungry as f…” Kid stops, dropping the bags of groceries to the ground.

“It isn’t Christmas yet and I already have Santa here?”

And just as Kid said that, he closed the door and ran up to you. He lifts you and takes you upstairs to your room resting over his shoulder. “Kid!!” you giggle, while he puts his hand over your ass and gives you soft spanks.

You fly to the bed as he throws you over the mattress, and he quickly takes his shirt off. You are absolutely stunned by the instant effect of your outfit on him, but frankly you don’t care as long as he devours you as he always does.

“Now this is a good Christmas eve, babe” he says, bending over you. Your cheeks get blushed, making you cover your face with your hands. “Oh, are you shy now?” he says, gently moving your hands out of your face. He plants a kiss over your nose and takes a last look at your body covered in red velvety clothes.

He goes down on you, ferally and quickly. He cannot wait any longer. Kid bites and kisses your thighs, his face under your skirt. “Ms. Noel, I will have to ask you to sit on my face right now” he mumbles, taking your panties off. “K-Kid…” you stutter, but of course you have no choice, because he is already lying in bed next to you with his hands on the back of his head waiting for you to sit over his face.

And so you do.

Moaning and whining his name you move back and forth, overly stimulated by the wonderful movements his tongue does on your core. The furry material of your skirt grazes his chest and nipples making him enjoy even more the way you stroke his dick up and down with your hands.

Suffocated and in heaven he makes you come with just his tongue. Sex stained in red lipstick from his mouth, perfectly matching your Santa outfit…

[bannedtags]

A Growing List of Banned Tags

This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.

You can find my current list HERE

If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.

EDIT: Right now many of these are only banned on IOS, but that really doesn’t make it better