Witch Bitch

26 // she/they/he // chaotically bisexual

[tognaeg]

Hiya everyone, I'm Mars! Like the planet, like the god of war, like the chocolate bar. Does this blog have a theme? Absolutely not!

[hamletthedane]

“This looks not like a nuptial” is my favorite line in all of Shakespeare cause like….yeah dude. Your best friend is screaming at his innocent fiancée, accusing her of cheating and demanding that her father disown her and break the engagement. The fiancée is fainting from an apparent heart attack and your girlfriend is sobbing and demanding that you challenge your best friend to a duel. What clued you in that this wedding might not be going well???

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[postoctobrist]

Hi November, I hope you don't mind unsolicited art in your inbox, because socket drop really moved me.

lmfao thank you

[postoctobrist]

Wait why did you send this anonymously. Get back in touch with me at once so we can buy this off you and make a shirt from it

[teaboot]

Ultimate allo enby bisexual naming themselves "Guns" so yyou can. So you can Fing

[teaboot]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[bignaz8]

Bumblebutt

[teaboot]

"No, I can't be starting my period... I must have eaten something. It can't have been a month already." <- Guy who's starting his period

[teaboot]

"Oh shit... my stomach feels weird, my nose has been extra sensitive, my skin is acting different... must be that time of the month" <- Werewolf who pays attention to this kind of shit

[iconuk01]

"The Source"

by Luo Li Rong

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[iconuk01]

Yes, this is Luo Yi Rong, who absolutely is the same sculptor from that astonishingly inept self-own by an idiot.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

His wife left him?? XD

[hetchdrive]

I love how Aspen is suspicious and judgmental of character traits in others that they also have. They’re a little disgusted by the selflessness of the Friend but were fully prepared to spend 5 years alone in space rather than wake anyone else up. They think Tal must have a “rare neurotype” or recent brain damage that would explain kes impulsiveness but spent the first fifty pages of this book dealing with the Consequences Of Physics when they just did whatever first occurred to them in problem solving. Love it, fun character trait. Not sure if I’d call that lack of self awareness or what, but it’s interesting.

[tognaeg]

Social anxiety is apparently a reasonable technique against upselling attempts??

>> be me

>> buying bras

>> "would you like matching panties?"

>> freeze and stare at floor for ten seconds

>> "don't worry, you don't have to"

>> pay and leave

[rabbitkinglune777]

good bunny morning, crying over that scene from Sinners again

[rabbitkinglune777]

something about that dance scene and seeing people of the African/black diaspora dancing with their ancestors and descendants too??? that's fucking art. it makes me cry everytime

[bigsharter666]

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry