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So by semi-popular demand, here is my short story I wrote for school!
It's called "I had no choice", and it's about my OC Chloe and what happened after she took the heart.
There is a little bit of worldbuilding that I couldn't fit into the maximum wordcount, so in case you want it you can read more about it here and here. I recommend you read it after the short story for the best experience.
Let me know if I should post/write about them more!
I had no choice
Chloe had decided that she would not be going to heaven. But she also realised that not many others would. Therefore, heaven would be lonely and sad and BORING, so hell would probably be more interesting. And that meant she had nothing to worry about if she died! What a silly girl she was, worrying about something as trivial as “heaven” or “hell”, especially when she had much bigger problems. Like, say, figuring out how to put up with the shifting vermillion orb that was the literal embodiment of her god. Chloe wondered if she would’ve decided to take the heart if she knew it never wanted to shut up.
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
lemme be a shapeshifter. please 🥺
let me learn what it is to be a worm on a hot summer's day. or a fish in a slightly dirty pond.
let me feel the sun soaring through the sky filled with sud. let me taste plastic I confuse for seaweed.
let me struggle not just as a human but as a creature of the world
I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet
Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass
I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.
Watching this forever goodbye
WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY
to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process
people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.
fire was invented by the grain industry
knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
Ghost's aren't real anymore.
The noises you hear in the night.
Scratching at your ceiling, peeling of the paint into shapes.
Tapping on your window, howls in the night by animals you don't know.
All that used to scare you, it still does.
But she's not here to comfort you like before
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
Ghost's aren't real anymore
The sounds that use to scare you
Scratching at the ceiling, paint pealing into shapes you can't read.
The tapping on your window, the howl of an animal you don't know
It still cares you, but now she's not here anymore to comfort you.
”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
It can happen to the
of us
It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
Got possessed by Gomez Addams there for a second or?