[tonyrhodeyy]

27 seconds of rhodey (and tony) being 100% done during the iron man 2 court scene

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[tonydaily]

#tony stark, teacher’s pet

[kahuna-burger]

So this shows something I think about a lot with Tony and his genius. While it’s easy to portray him as arrogent and quick to assume he’s smarter than everyone, the opposite is just as likely to be a problem. The briefing packet included Selvig’s notes on the cube and it’s potential uses, so OBVIOUSLY he read through it and did any supplemental research needed to fully understand it, didn’t everyone?

Similarly in AoU, he tells the Avengers that they weren’t anywhere close to an interface, meaning “something outside of our work on the program caused this” and when they ignore him (without asking for clarification) he stops bothering to defend himself because he’s already said all he can say, rather than trying to walk them through why this cannot be his Ultron.

I also think this is half the problem in Civil War, in that he DOESN’T treat them like morons and spell out the background and political climate of what they are being presented with, instead assuming that they know the full scope and consequences of what is going on (and have recognized Ross’s manipulations) and still disagree.

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tony’s biggest crime in the mcu wasnt manufacturing military weapons; it was assuming the other avengers had any functioning brain cells

[rhodeys]

tony's called the merchant of death because he ends up nearly dying in every movie he's in

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tony goes through a phase during their MIT days where he just. goes ape shit with his hair.

he comes back to their dorm after five days of being MIA with half of his hair straightened to the point where it droops, the other half curled to the max. it’s dyed a bright purple.

he cuts his own bangs, and sticks them up with gel. dyes his hair aqua and yellow. braids a tiny, single strand of his hair and furiously colors it with a pink glittery sharpie. twists his hair like jimmy neutron and dyes it pink. leaves rollers in and makes his hair stand on end with a lot of hairspray. he usually keeps these hair styles for about a week before changing them again.

goes blonde. enough said.

rhodey just. goes with it. he hypes tony up. it looks like shit, but rhodey’s tony’s ride or die, including in awful hair decisions. people stare at them in the halls- especially during the week where tony somehow has managed to make his hair glow a bright green- and rhodey just. doesn’t pay attention to all the looks they’re getting.

the campus dean even sends them a concerned letter, asking if tony’s okay. tony responds by mailing back a polaroid of him with just. the worst choppy hair you have ever seen.

like, years after MIT, rhodey will randomly say “remember that phase you went through, tones? where you just wouldn’t stop messing up your hair for no reason?”

and tony goes wide eyed, and just says, “oh my god, yeah. i was doing that all to impress you.”

and rhodey’s just in awe bc like. it somehow had the opposite effect and the exact effect tony was going for.

[holyhexes]

listen, i’m not saying that there would be more rhodeytony shippers if rhodey wasn’t a darkskin black man

or that if “give me back my rhodey” had been about steve instead people would’ve lost their marbles over it

but that is exactly what i’m saying

[honeylovecult]

!!!LOOK AT HIM!!!

[hosnack]

[eloiscbridgerton]

Tony + cars

[robertdowneyjjr]

james rupert rhodes

is the oldest human avenger on the team

unenhanced and super fucking badass

keeps up with super soldiers and gods and spies and assassins on the regular

fights enhanced fiery soldiers and comes out with barely a scratch even when he doesn’t have a suit to protect him

doesn’t let a life-changing injury stop him from doing what’s right

WOW i love him so much.

[taebinzdimples]

I am sick and tired of men not being Kim Namjoon

[suga-ssi]

a puppy having the ride of his life.

[justlous-art]

if rhodey and tony had tiktok when they were teenagers you can be sure it’s the kind of videos they would do

[van-dyne]

🔥Top Ten Hottest Tony Stark Looks 🔥 5. Fighting Bare Hands In All Black Suit (Avengers: Age Of Ultron) 8.3%

[feelingsinclouds]

“not all men” you’re right, 

James Rupert Rhodes would never do this.

[lovelyirony]

favorite thing is when tony antis were like “what do you think this is, the tony cinematic universe?” and we all were like “yeah why not” 

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the rest of the avengers literally aint got shit on tony. parents killed by an assassin. sold to terrorist ring by godfather and legal guardian. open heart surgery w/o anesthetics, magnet powered by car battery in chest so that fucking shrapnels dont slice through his heart. hiking through arabian desert in 57°C with weak heart, injuries and no proper attire. paralyzed and left to die of shrapnel by that same godfather. almost died of a billion volt discharge fighting him. survived head on lighting blast by thor himself. got his house thrown at him after a terrorist attack was sent on his house. been living with palladium poisoning and survived only cause he managed to create a new chemical element with 7% help of his shitbag dead dad. survived an army of killer robots. survived the beating of two supersoldiers and laying beaten to pulp mid-siberia exposed to the negative 25 degrees celsius. survived an angry hulk attack and almost subdued the bitch through brute force. attached himself to a nuke and flew it through a wormhole into space, free fell from the fucking sky and almost hit the ground with full force. survived getting attacked by 20th century deadliest assassin slash super soldier with only bullet proof glasses and one (1) gauntlet. saved his damn self from being captured and tied up by killian. survived a dead drop in kansas. survived the full blast of a power stone. got stabbed by his own nano spear and just put flex tape on it and moved tf on. got an ENTIRE FUCKING MOON, A WHOLE FUCKING CELESTIAL BODY THROWN AT HIM HEAD ON, AND GOT UP 4 SECONDS LATER, UNBOTHERED, SHAKING THE DUST OFF HIS SHOULDER. ALL THIS WHILE BEING A 100% HUMAN AND UNTRAINED LIKE DO YOU ALL JUST IGNORE HOW FUCKING BADASS AND UNKILLABLE THIS MAN IS OR DOES STEVE NEED TO DROP THE “EARTHS BEST DEFENDER” ON YOUR OBLIVIOUS ASSES AGAIN

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and now he gave up everything he ever dreamed of TWICE in One Movie to save humanity, invented time travel, wielded the gauntlet and handled all 6 infinity stones at once as a mere unenhanced human and defeated thanos. tony stark is and has always been The Strongest Avenger you either agree or youre wrong