Normal is Boring, I Do What I Want

Name’s Bethany (Bee for short), I'm a 25 year old ace spec redhead hobbit with ADHD from England, and this blog is mostly nerd stuff and fandoms

[honeyhobbs]

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

[minkytaro]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

[animentality]

[warmpants]

girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

[mildswearingat4am]

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

[bdubs8807]

Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

[euphorichords]

This is so pure I am in love

[raangmanch]

Where is the fanart? I need a fanart.

[mightytinydragon]

I am super excited to announce that mighty tiny dragon is getting his own comic! Follow Tiny on Instagram or here on Tumblr @mightytinydragon!

[hurlanachronism]

she would do numbers on tumblr.com

[castiellesbian]

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

[castiellesbian]

[knottybliss]

I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?

Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)

May I offer you some texture in these trying times?

[mygogglesdosomething]

Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car

#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today

[cassandrasimplex]

Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl

Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car

[knottybliss]

Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post

[knottybliss]

Oh ZOD it’s happening

You got that right

Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger

[whenflowersfade]

I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs

[knottybliss]

I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car

[knottybliss]

Here we goooooooo

But wait—

THERES MORE

[yarnings]

Y’know, Bliss, this is getting disturbingly close to one of the Yarn Harlot’s worst case scenarios in Knitting Rules - she describes that having a stash is good insurance against felted car cozies becoming popular and yarn consequently becoming impossible to find.

So, what I’m asking here, can you reassure us as to how washable these shawls are?

[theadhdgoblin]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[silentturtle]

This.

[littlefreya]

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

[khantoelessar]

YES!!!

[delphina2k]

Know your puppies!

[luarien]

Sharks and owls are cats, as well.

[delphina2k]

Thank you for this insight, you’re right!

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[hometoursandotherstuff]

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