TopazEstrella

quote from @sonialiao

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[pips-squeak]

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

[thickness-protection-program]

[agent-odessa-over]

Yuna invites Ilya over for lunch. He is tempted to decline, believing it to be motivated by pity, but Shane is in Montreal and the loneliness of rambling around his too-big Ottowa house starts to feel like living in a mausoleum, so he accepts. It is this afternoon that he learns Shane's darkest secret. Darkest in name only, because it turns out to be quite the opposite in appearance.

After lunch they are seated in the den, fondly flipping through old photograph albums, when Ilya spies one that makes him lean over and squint. In the way of disposable camera film from the early aughts, it is grainy and overexposed, but there are no mistaking the warm brown eyes and pouty lips of Shane Hollander, looking blank faced at the camera. What comes as a surprise are the bleached blond ends of his dark hair, styled into crunchy looking spikes with obscene amounts of product.

Ilya emits a noise that can only be described as a squawk. Hand clapped to his mouth, because he barely trusts himself to speak, he chokes out, "What is...this?"

Yuna glances over nonchalantly. "Oh, that. Shane begged me to let him get frosted tips when he was 12."

Ilya will die. He will die right here, gagging on suppressed laughter, and Yuna will be forced to clean the mess of his remains off the berber carpet.

"I think he was trying to emulate some boy band he was obsessed with then. NSYNC maybe? I thought it was a bad idea, but David convinced me to let him try it out. Shane was going through a moody period, and he thought it might help."

"And-" Ilya squeaks in way too high a pitch, then clears his throat. "Ahem. And did it?"

Yuna thinks. "Hard to say. God, he was a bit of a bitchy preteen." She chuckles. "He had a poster of Lance Bass taped to his closet door. In hindsight, I should have guessed the gay thing much earlier."

Ilya can no longer contain his laughter. He doubles over with it, waving his hand and wheezing, "Sorry, sorry." He wipes tears from his eyes. "I can have this picture?"

Yuna shrugs. "Sure. The poster is probably still upstairs in his closet, if you want that, too. I've been meaning to clear it out-"

Ilya just stares at Yuna in wide eyed wonder. "Yes. I want." He dashes up the stairs so fast he nearly trips.

[aaliyahsparrow]

"Chokehold", Hudson Williams [from Heated Rivalry] for BVLGARI #GoldAndSteel Collection

May, 2026

I don't have anything to say in my defense.

Please do not repost my work to other sites

[loopylostandfound]

dont look at me im having a moment

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 3 POLL 32

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)

Lan Qiren (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Voting ended onMay 17

PROPAGANDA:

[Gandalf]

"Gotta put those big naturals to use somehow."

[Lan Qiren]

"PEEPAAAWWWW!!! I NEED HIM BREDDDD!!! He's already basically a single mom,,, he stepped up and raised his two nephews by himself WHILE running a sect cuz his older brother fucked off to seclusion and dumped all the responsibilities on him,,, he's very strict and stern and he believes staunchly in the righteous path,,, but he genuinely loves his boys so much,,, he's also a teacher who has aided in the growth of countless young cultivators. The trope of a stern man who softens around little ones always gets me like an arrow through the chest. I need more fanfiction of omega-coded Lan Qiren, goddamn... (yes this is a cry for help, MDZS fandom please lend me your aid in this endeavor).

[topazestrella]

WELP IT WAS A GOOD RUN MDZS NATION 😭

The good news is this is the real old man yaoi the world needs

[souridealist]

has the discourse cycle advanced past the point where I can post my ridiculous mental image wherein shane hollander does feel some resentment towards troy barrett (some of which is lingering and justified anger about troy's bad behavior and some of which is envy about troy coming out on his own terms and some of which is troy catching strays) and during a Rather Heated conversation troy is like "genuinely, I'm sorry and I'm trying and if there's anything I can do I'll do it but I don't know if there's anything else I can say here, like, go ahead and take a swing at me if it'll help" and shane is like "What." and they go round the What a few times before shane is like, you know what if you're offering, and slams a very solid right hook into troy's ribs, and then when troy straightens back up and gestures like, go ahead, shane lands another few hits on him, and actually it does help and it's honestly pretty cathartic for both of them like troy feels better afterwards too, and they find a balance with each other thereafter, and then three to twenty-two months later shane is doing some research for his own sex life, as you do, and goes down a rabbit hole of articles about nonsexual kink, and wakes ilya up at 4:26 in the morning to say "ilya I think I cheated on you by beating up troy barrett in a parking lot," and ilya is like "am I having a stroke??????"

[ying-an-sanren]

Is it a good time to start off Mermay with a siren Hua Cheng and his little catch? 🧜‍♂️

[geeky-fuckery]

[solely-ashes]

<M>

[topazestrella]

It's not too late to reblog on the West Coast 😜

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[galecstatic]

good morning

[dailyhollanov]

Heated Rivalry | 1.02

[topazestrella]

Don't be shy, give us the fic 😉

[totallyboatless]

I once again crave data. I’m very biased against mpreg fic or headcanons bc of my own hangups around pregnancy as a trans man. That shit is an eldritch horror to me and i find zero fun in playing in that space. I should probably block the tag. BUT i want to understand the demographics and if i’m an outlier

How do you feel about mpreg? How do you identify? Please elaborate in the tags (especially if you like it, i want to understand why)

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transmasc

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transmasc

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transfemme

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m transfemme

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m gender fluid/nonbinary

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m gender fluid/nonbinary

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis woman

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis woman

I DISLIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis man

I LIKE reading/writing mpreg, i’m a cis man

I have no opinion on this (try to have an opinion tho it’s more fun)

Voting ended onApr 16

Reblog to fulfill my data cravings

[stabthroughme]

Ilya complaining about the pickles that are widely available in grocery stores not being “right” and he doesn’t want to make his own or drive all the way to the European market or farmers market once a week to get good pickles.

Their All Stars break doesn’t line up and Ilya’s got a week of away games.

Shane goes IN on research. Makes seven different kinds of pickles (carrots, parsnips, onions, beets, three different kinds of cucumber pickles).

He has to leave right from the All Stars game. He tells Ilya as they’re packing up their stuff that he left Ilya some presents in his fridge in Ottawa.

Ilya gets home and depression naps bc his beloved Shane is so far away from him. Wakes up at midnight and remembers Fridge Gift?

Finds the different pickles labeled with what they are and what he used in the brine.

Stands there with the fridge open long enough that it yells at him that it’s still open and scares the shit outta him.

Shane who drives to Ottawa after his roadie to spend his day off with Ilya.

Ilya who greets him with “pickles????”

Shane who is taking off his shoes and hanging up his coat explaining that he figured if Ilya missed them he could make more.

Ilya fucking Shane so good bc he made Ilya pickles.

[anxious-alto]

I too would fuck someone good if they made me pickles

[lavenderprose]

Yes we all know that Ilya trained and molded Shane into his own personally-designed husband but the only reason he’s able to do that is because Ilya was chemically designed in a lab to be Shane’s. God saw Shane Hollander be born, said, “Oh. Yikes. Okay. Okay.” And then created Ilya Rozanov a month later. Like, “Here buddy, you’re gonna need this.”