TopHat Cosplay

I'm a French Fry with an Identity Crisis.

[porcelaneic]

Memoirs of a Soldier

On another note, I am officially back and will be posting more!

[midnightssea]

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

[johanna-swann]

#my brain

[fangzawa]

honestly love to just continue improving him, every time I cosplay him he molds himself a little more clearly in my brain and I’ve *almost* got it I can feel it in me bones

[edettethegreat]

it was such a Choice to have Elias hire Jon years before he killed Gertrude.

you would expect for the successor to either be hired right before Elias kills Gertrude, or shortly after. It would be 'ok, Gertrude's gone (or on her way out). we need a new Painfully Curious person to fill her role'

alternatively, Elias could perpetually have contingency plans in case of an Archivist's death, and have a number of people in other departments that he's ready to transfer if it comes down to it.

it's a fun added layer of devious deceit on Elias's part, that he wasn't actively looking for an archivist when Jon walked into his office. he simply took one look at the guy with the Spider Trauma and went 'I've decided that this man will be my Archivist. Gertrude will hopefully die sooner rather than later.'

and then just. silently hired Jon to a different department. nothing to see here, it's just the new researcher.

don't worry Gertrude, you can keep working until you become an active liability. but your title of Archivist became empty the moment Jon set foot on institute property. mentally, Elias is already referring to Jon as his Archivist.

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[ospreyonthemoon]

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

[whumpster-fire]

What people think is the problem with going in Faerie Mounds: the food is cursed

What the actual problem is: Radon. So much radon.

[fangzawa]

Been cosplaying him almost 3 years now…

[tophatcosplays]

All those handsome videos and Elias still lost the tumblr sexy man contest in the first round against Jesus Christ of all people.

I would have thought we like our sexy men more unhinged here on this platform.

[mantis-creature]

@toothflowers dtiys of Sasha!! Had a lot of fun designing her

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either

[3headedhhydra]

What did she look like? What… what was she like?

I headcannon that Tim was dating Sasha throughout season 1 so when Not!Sadha happened tgey kept on dating, and he didn’t notice a single thing was different. Because we definitely need more tragedy in tma

[tophatcosplays]

Absolutely cruel take. Sasha suffered enough already *m*

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[dandelioncasey]

When you're in the toxic old man yaoi finals but your opponents are Loustat and Lonelyeyes 😔 but then you win because both couples were sitting down with their respective lawyers to work on their respective third divorce of the year

[poodpoopsie]

So an old man meets an old friend with a new face...

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text)

its not like i dislike the canon design! i just... can't help myself ;;;

also aang is my exception to the 'no cape' rule

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Voting ended onJun 8

Michael design by @mangozic

[tophatcosplays]

Make Michael tumblr sexy man 2026 come one!

No one can get enough of that laugh.

[pflanzidiezimmerpflanze]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 2

Who is sexier?

Elias Bouchard

Clara Entwhistle

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

Propaganda

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.

For further elaboration on my [pleasured exhalation] thoughts, read this post: https://www.tumblr.com/magnuspanoptes/770121313794785280/elias-being-aroused-by-the-compulsion-is-so-like

Elias Bouchard is the ultimate smarmy queer villain; he has an exceptionally sexy voice and some of the best lines in media. He loves scheduling.

My propaganda is the brutal pipe murder scene. Also, MAG92.

Clara Entwhistle (Victoriocity):

She’s a journalist. She’s super fucking weird. She’s so cool. No seriously, she’s so weird she has to win this.