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I don’t exist, please don’t look at me

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[fellahimedia]

It is so unsettling that Obama has killed thousands via drones covered up that children were being killed and families were wiped out and relatives have to live with the fact theyll never get justice and now I have to see people repost his reading list every year. Liberals would be horrified if Putin did something like that but when its Obama or Bush or Clinton they just dont care

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[injectparkerwithestrogentoday]

I just keep winning

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[phishs-world]

You don't understand your own post?

[e-102]

i don’t understand anything

[infertilityidol]

just had a customer trying to fax direct deposit information but she got the numbers from chat gpt and none of them were fax numbers

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[polysentimental-geometry-deacti]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

pokemon type strengths/weaknesses are soooo unintuitive and it's fucking my whole mnemonic system. like bug types are good against grass and psychic, which both make sense because bugs love being in the grass and they have nothing to fear from psychics because a mindreader is no match for the pure nature of a bug mind. and they're also good against dark which again, makes sense because bugs love the dark. dark is under rocks, which is famously a place to find bugs. but they're weak against rock types, suggesting that when they're under rocks it's maybe more of an oppressive situation than a chill one. but then again I hang out in houses voluntarily but would still be pretty weak against an alive house deciding to kick my ass, because that's a totally different kind of dynamic. much to think about.

[paradoxius]

Grass-type's weaknesses are all things that commonly destroy plants: fire, frost, birds, insects, herbicides.

Psychic-type's weaknesses are objects of fear and dread: creepy-crawlies, ghosts, boogeymen.

Dark-type's weaknesses represent the triumph of the pure heart over evil: Goku, Kamen Rider, Sailor Moon.

And rock is good against bug because you can squish a bug with a rock.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what was that second to last one

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[shittysawtraps]

whenever you see a random torture machine in a horror movie that’s because jigsaw is doing some freelance work so he can make rent

[shittysawtraps]

big homoerotic climactic scene in james bond movie ruined after john kramer barges in and starts arguing with the villain about an overdue invoice

[drchucktingle]

YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[cartoontrashcat]

VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS STAY WINNING

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Can't speak for Japan but Australia will absolutely confiscate your fruits and vegetables.

[thetetra]

Yeah they get ONE plague of toads and then they start getting biblically serious about what the science says to do

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We have verroa mites now. Fucking verroa mites. We kept those fuckers out of the country for YEARS and our beekeepers reaped the benefits. Then some bastard somewhere fucked up and now they're here forever. Spreading from hive to hive. Massively complicating the Keep Bees Alive issue. Verroa mites.

[theshunbun]

Always circle back around to Shun-Shun 🩵