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#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
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A grand fantasy city-state that has developed a consistent, uniform system of "best by"-dates, not just for food safety reasons and to reduce food waste, but to also significantly reduce crime and conflict between residents. The matter at hand is goblins.
Goblin residents of the city are legal citizens with equal rights just the same as everyone else, but their natural lifestyle differs dramatically from the rest of the peoples living in the city. They are scavengers by nature, having no problems with eating carrion, overripe fruits and plants, and building everything they own from things that other races throw away as junk and trash. As the city produces plenty of waste that goblins would love to take and the city is glad to be rid of, any well-organised city is not just a paradise for goblins, but welcomes them with open arms. They save the city a fortune in waste disposal costs.
Problems mainly arise by differing ideas of what counts as "discarded". Goblins are unfairly labelled as thieves, when they are merely opportunistic and optimistic by nature, and will interpret any unclear situation to their own benefit, and will argue "how was I supposed to know that you still wanted it?" over things that looked lovely and were left unattended. And while yoinked items of clothing and other tools are easily returned or financially reimbursed (paying for what they already took is the only use that goblins have for money, which they do not steal), but foodstuff is gone faster than you can blink.
So, the city needed to determine laws for how to define and clearly label when consumable goods are no longer fit to most peoples' consumption, both to help people keep track on how old their groceries are, and also to mark them for goblins. So even though the food that's past the date on it can still be good to eat, it might also be gone by the next time you reach for it.
Love not having a âââfandomâââ specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house
getting followed by porn bots is weird and thatâs coming from a guy with multiple 𼾠concubines
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step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!
Iâm an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline
the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!
right so iâm one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and youâre the guy who had to put âshut up about the mercuryâ in his bio
I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!
[Enter EMPEROR OF HAN and SKYLINE, the servant]
EMPEROR OF HAN: I say, these false maidens who attendeth My every act fill me with a deep dread. And I, a man with many conc'bines, speak thusly!
[Enter QIN SHI and BAT, the servant]
QIN SHI: Thou ungrateful cut-sleeve! I shall court these maidens!
SKYLINE: Marqius, he doth speak truth. Thou art a homosexual As the good Lord Qin Shi surely implies.
EMPEROR OF HAN: Fie! I am your emperor, ungrateful knave!
QIN SHI: The good Marquis doth desire of the very gods That he might have a fraction of mine imperial glory!
EMPEROR OF HAN: Glory? A grand jest! Thou sayest this, But I am one of the noblest emperors in China While thou hast need to put "shut up about the mercury" In thine bio! Speak not to me about glory!
QIN SHI: Fie! Thou knave! I am possessed by no man! I say, I am possessed by no man! I, the glorious emperor, can earn the love of my citizens Adequately prepare my successor Establish a stable dynasty!
BAT: My good Skyline, the emperors are fighting...
hi peon, thanks for the humorous homage to the barbarian playwright Shakespeare!
i would like to add some information for the peasants; my FULL TITLE is qin shi huangdi, which in your barbaric tongue translates to âthe first emperor of qin.â
accepted abbreviations are âqin shi huang,â or the âshi huangdi.â please respect my title going forward! people who donât obey will be blocked, reported, unfollowed and executed!
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
 Guys, I heard children outside in the backyard of my school, and iâm on the fifth floor, but right above the playground, so I threw a paper airplane with a little message on it to them, and then they got excited so I threw another one, and then I threw another, and then another, and then they started making requests like âtell us a storyâ and I wrote a little thing about me throwing airplanes out the window or âdraw us a picture of yourselfâ and i drew a picture that didnât look too great but they thought it was fun and theyâd expectantly wait and Iâd throw another and theyâd be screaming and chasing it and trying to figure out who i am and stuff and after twenty minutes, and, like, forty airplanes i sent one that said âdo you wanna see meâ and they were excited and started chanting so i threw one that said âcountdownâ and they counted down from ten and then i actually poked my head out the window because they still hadnât seen me yet and i had a handful of, like, twenty paper airplanes with me and i threw them all one at a time as they tried to catch them like a giant ticket blaster at chuckie cheese, and the look of pure delight and joy on those kidsâ faces was worth all that time and paper.
This is still my biggest accomplishment and the greatest moment of my life.
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"You have improved," the swordmaster said.
"Thanks to my new sword," said the student.
The swordmaster studied the blade and frowned. "This is enchanted?"
"You know about cursed swords that whisper that you should kill?"
"Yes?"
"This tells me I'm loved and valid."
"Ah. Well. It's not wrong."
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as âproblematicâ in class and our professor was like, âThatâs cool, but âproblematicâ doesnât really mean anything. It means that the thing youâre describing has a problem, and in and of itself thatâs not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else itâs not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like youâre trying to say that this is bad, but you donât want to say âbad.â Is that right?â
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the âbadâ thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, âIâm uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.â
Once we stopped calling things âproblematicâ and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, âthatâs racistâ or âthatâs misogynisticâ or âew capitalism grossâ out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, âUhhh... Iâm not sure whatâs so bad?â and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I canât help but think of this professor being like, âGood starting point, now letâs get specific.â I think when we have to commit to saying âthatâs ___â it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever weâre claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes itâs art, and it should be full of problems, because thatâs what art is.