you’re on the threshold of an amazing adventure

you think im out here for comedy? no, im not here for comedy, im not here for jokes

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

[rcktpwr]

oh my god i can feel the effect…

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[flipchild]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[unpeeled-human]

[opera-ghost]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[dekmael]

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[ozth]

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[lulasai]

Take my revolution.