Five

please never be under the impression that I know anything

[movisual]

matt reeves make those acrobats fall and my life is yours

[elizaisdunn]

₊˚⊹⋆ ˙◠˙⊹₊⟡⋆

tfw you realize killing isn’t the answer and your cousin was lowk right

edit: prints available here!!!

[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[writingdose]

[ceph-lol-pog]

Prev you fascinate me.

[the-w-in-wcorp]

@deathwaltz-ao3

[my-dailydreams]

[alienatedartt]

atlas

[targetedknowledge]

[ciricearts]

taking my sweet time rendering him

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[71x2]

this is like the funniest pic to come out of the world cup 😭

[possumtion]

Beach day

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same hellion yes

[tragedry]

popular boy tyler who everyone in class assumed was an asshole cause he's snarky, rough around the edges, and glares at everyone all the time.

popular boy tyler who everyone thought is gonna be a stereotypical jock with an ego.

only, he's actually good at class, is polite to the staff, and is actually super helpful if you ask him for his notes when the teacher went over the lecture too fast.

he brings extra hair ties and bandaids in case anyone needs it, and has a lot of snacks packed in his bag for those who haven't had breakfast yet, and he knows more than five ways to braid someone's hair.

when his classmates find him outside of school, they're more than surprised to see him stop in his tracks to help an old lady with her groceries.

popular boy tyler who is just as kind and helpful as his sister, though his kindness is a lot harder to decipher if you immediately chalk him up as a jerk.

[tragedry]

adding more to this:

popular boy tyler who all the girls in his class goes to for help when a guy is being persistent when asking for their number.

popular boy tyler who will wordlessly take half if not most of the books or other supplies off of someone's hand if he sees them struggling to carry them.

popular boy tyler who will offer his own handkerchief to someone who's crying but will refuse to admit it when someone asks him about it.

popular boy tyler who will reach out and grab whatever object someone shorter than him needs off a shelf without needed to be asked.

all the school staff adore him, especially the lunch ladies because he always helps clean up the mess in their table and would always greet them in the morning during his morning runs.

[elirium]

New tiny tims

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

[baddywronglegs]

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"