Problematic Bisexual

♡ Arkenstone hater number one ♡ he/him ♡ 22 ♡ dumbass ♡ blog runs on a queue ♡

[rafole]

if men couldn’t offer me rpf they would wholly cease to exist in my life

[dickstolebyanalien]

i'll show you yours if you show me mine

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[raylangivins]

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[gunsandfireandshit]

[red-mercer]

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

[jeekoftheweek]

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

[meckamecha]

The dumpster

[universeleads]

He works at greggs

[bunnywept-deactivated20260201]

it’s just me and the song i choose weekly to play six thousand million times against the world

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

[huffylemon]

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[akashicrecord]

I don't care that I'm almost 30 I need a blackout sensory tent for autistic kids that I can smoke weed in

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.