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My name is Toyah. I'm a curious Canadian, who lives a simple life. Sometimes gamer, always awkward.

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From the We Hate Movies “Freddy vs Jason” review.

(it’s nsfw)

[toyahsworld]

This is why I love this show

[micdotcom]

Watch: Biden continues, “We only have one sacred obligation.”

[sarahtheterror]

Damn, Biden where’d you come from???

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

My dude.

[mustangsally78]

GOD BLESS UNCLE JOE BIDEN. THE MAN KNOWS SUFFERING.

[toyahsworld]

Joe Biden seems like a decent dude :)

[catasters]

[toyahsworld]

I have sent this picture to EVERYONE

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

[i-am-but-a-humble-frenchfry]

@nosetriangle for your project if you want

[studyandfocus]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[toyahsworld]

Facts

[toyahsworld]

Two new tattoos. Thank you Mason Larose

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[jupinwrites]

Post-#batmanvsuperman. Not pictured: Chris Cabin also hating it. #WHMpodcast (at AMC Lincoln Square 13)

[toyahsworld]

Just look at these talented and funny fools! The best part of my day is going home and listening to WHMPodcast.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[buzzfeed]

Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”

The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”

[laughterbynight]

When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far. 

[masayume85]

I think this is hands down my favorite “this is what Tumblr is” post to date.

[xekstrin]

look mom I’m famous

[mxlabradorite]

This post keeps improving.

[mrbigode-blog-blog-blog]

Cats do not like fruits

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[toyahsworld]

Goddamn it Dennis "Naming the main character your name in a video game"

[leightaylorwrites]

Why did I randomly remember this video

[leightaylorwrites]

guys watch this it’s hilarious

[leightaylorwrites]

I will not stop reblogging this until each and every one of you has seen it

[thatsthat24]

Makes so much sense that this kid is the voice of Finn from Adventure Time

[my-road-back-to-fitness]

im confused. what just happened

[putacoolnamehere]

[toyahsworld]

HAH

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

[thebootydiaries]

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

[best-of-turnblr]

temple run came out in 2011

[thebootydiaries]

don’t let the media fool u 

[tori-no-shonen-deactivated20230]

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

[thebootydiaries]

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

[brriiibrriii-deactivated2019010]

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

[thebootydiaries]

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

[sinchiroca]

Are you mentally incompetent?

[thebootydiaries]

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

[hardcore-unicorns666]

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

[thebootydiaries]

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

[plasdickbottle]

probably

[toyahsworld]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFkFXFr7NM)

David Armand is brilliant