mayo passing w a bit of salsa

21|chicago|leslie|was druidkind|adhd is lgbt

[byjove]

THE PROPRIETOR OF MY LOCAL ANTIQUE MALL IS THREATENING MASKLESS PEOPLE WITH A BASEBALL BAT, MY FUCKING KING

[byjove]

review I just left after buying $150 worth of records there :)

[shitboy96]

*drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *dri

[tecochet]

haha im in danger                               ヽ                                     ඞ 

[pglang]

someone airdrop me a hug a mf going through alot

[stabby-pal]

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

[stabby-pal]

Oh to be an oblivious protag confused as to why my rival ran away in embarrassment after they pinned me against a wall and our faces where inches apart

[brainrottiktoks]

[smileyzs]

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

[tradadhd]

Apple has the audacity to turn off my iMessage just bc I was still on IOS 13.4.1

[b1rdonawire]

you’re laughing. i said da vinky painted the mona lisa and you’re laughing.

[arsuf]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ▪ 13/?

[jakemorph]

the fanfiction generation is the reason its so easy to sell bad movies to the public these days none of these teenagers have the patience to be introduced to new concepts or ideas they just want to see the same 5 characters do slightly different stuff for two hours at a time

[creepyscritches]

I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points

[creepyscritches]

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Bong

[creepyscritches]

BING BONG BING BONG

[creepyscritches]

Big boy Bungus......

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[willowfoot]

[ID: Tweet by @/XiranJayZhao, which reads: I wish the news would stop focusing so much on TikTok when the banning of WeChat is by far more damaging!! The headlines should read “US Bans Chief Communication App Between Chinese People, Severing Only Link Between Chinese Diaspora and Their Families in China”. End ID.]

[tradadhd]

Freshly charged things really do fit different

[meangirlnurse]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

[mynameismeowmeow]

transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un  pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA

transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING!  I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN

[randomfandomteacher]

ok… now that my soul returned to my body, I’d like to point out that the transcript is (not totally) missing sooooo much profanity

[chipiitas]

Im sorry that transcript is wrong

Transcrito: ¿Qué onda banda? Acabo de darle una correteada a un animal, que alguien me diga que animal es este. Miren, está raro me lo encontré. Yo pensé que era un pato. Veanle las patas valgame. EH QUIETO PUTO NO ME ESTES PICOTEANDO. Mi amá tiene un zoológico en su casa, se lo voy a llevar a ella. Pero vean, es un animal raro AAAAA ME PICÓ HIJO DE TU PINCHE MADRE AAAAA VEAN ME ESTÁ PICANDO BANDA AAAAA CULERO AAAAA PUTO SUELTAME A LA VERGA AAAA

Transcript: What’s up gang, I just ran after an animal. Someone tell me what animal this is. Look, it’s weird I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at it’s legs.. oh my. HEY STAY STILL FUCKER STOP PECKING ME. My mom has a zoo in her house I’m gonna take it to her. But look it’s a weird animal- AAAAAAA HE PECKED ME SON OF A BITCH AAAAA LOOK GANG IT’S PECKING ME AAAAA ASSHOLE AAAAA FUCKER LET ME GO AAAAA

[dzamie]

Thanks for the better translation but I just can’t get over that first guy seeing it translated as “you Belgian” and thinking “yeah that sounds like a solid insult.”

[nightcoremoon]

remember kids, don’t use google translate

[butchscientist]

i've seen so many posts online along the lines of "these 3 pairs of pants are, according to their labels, the same size, and yet they all fit the same, so if you go shopping and end up needing a higher number size than you're used to, don't feel bad about it!" and like, while it is true that women's clothing size are an inconsistent mess which makes shopping for clothes really confusing and annoying, i want to say that it's actually completely okay if you need a larger size than before and it's because you've gained weight.

gaining weight is not a crime, you do not need to have plausible deniability to be allowed to feel okay with needing a different size of clothing. gaining weight is not a moral failure. people gain weight sometimes, and sometimes that leads to people needing to use a larger size of clothing, and that's okay.

[adampvrrish]

good night to people with daddy issues, girls under 5'2", those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount, sexy bitches, anyone who has under $20 in their bank account, unemployed bastards, people who miss going to the library, anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth, people who identified with jack from the magic tree house series as a kid, el gee bee tees, girls with no ass, anyone who had an obsession with orlando bloom as a preteen, lipgloss wearers, and people that desperately want to get railed