kaiser

27, a/moron

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[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[bigdog200-deactivated20151225]

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

[yuutaguro]

the best dad around 🐅

[wacuoms]

[romiiarts]

i will love you forever

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[helvyeah1]

cat distribution system works in mysterious ways

this is robby’s cat named fish - based on this art by croxotic on twt

[huckle-robby]

when a brat has locked in to an oppertunity to be a brat

he's gonna fucking do it

HE'S DONE IT

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[puppiegracie]

let's be stressed tf out with papa 🫩

[puppiegracie]

wait pt 2 cause I found an even better parallel

[oabf45]

He was so disappointed when he realized she wasn't talking about him LMAO. Old man STAND UP!

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3