Alpha Gay

move im gay.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[monstermonstre]

gender: addams

[tumbiruserplzza-deactivated2022]

assigned goth at birth

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[melonishus]

[Aang  looks to all the other Avatars]

[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]

Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is

[nocturan]

It's an earthbender thing

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[thecrystalfems]

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

[askyourbestnightmare]

…You IDIOTS.

[kittymewmyu]

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

Flowey no

[redandblacktac]

no mercy small fucker

[malyfl0res]

After all this time fighting, the little guy and his enemy realized that it was all pointless. Since the beginning, the hate for each other had only make them stronger but by accepting their differences and learning to respect each other, they realized that they don’t have to keep being rivals, but perhaps something else.

even if their relationship may have started badly, the strong bond between them will last forever, by helping each others with what they lack and learning to accept that even if people have difference it would only make a world a more interesting place to be c:

[stardustgalaxy]

Just the happy ending I needed

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[fishiest-fish]

Enemies to lovers, slowburn, 50k words

[sushinfood]

Christ this dumbass post is back it’s so messed up but I can’t stop laughing because it just started with people wanting to beat the fuck out of something someone loved

[alwaysbewoke]

STOLEN!

[icecream-noodle]

This is from a kids history comedy.

[asushunamir2051]

Horrible Histories was better than most of my experience at school, and I feel like that says it all really

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[mammorielane]

Reblog on impeachment day for good luck

[keybladesoras]

Jason says non-binary rights!

BONUS!

[annblrs-blog]

it’s a fucking robot chill 💀

[cool-eevee]

[yesterdaysprint]

Life magazine, February 1916

[orphiel-deactivated20200602]

today’s “fuck the social construction of gender” moment coming at you from 1916.

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[koracs]

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

[twitterlols]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

how y’all look at the (usually) adult man who impregnated her

[delicioustragedycheesecake]

[gay-irl]

Gay🔥irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggay-hatemachine]

Apollo on the other hand:

[veryfunnymemes]

[liberal-memes]

[h6p28d9p-deactivated20201121]

[aaliyahbreaux]

The difference between my summer skin tone and my winter skin tone makes me hesitant to believe any skin bleaching rumors about celebrities tbh

[superbassic-deactivated20140518]

You look better light skinned tbh

[aaliyahbreaux]

Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌

[brashgirl1996]

^^^^^

[ssstop-it-sunflowa]

^^^^^

[hypnotic-flow]

^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland

[pompomspazz]

Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.

[aaliyahbreaux]

Well he’s actually a she now so

[purronronner]

and she’s gorgeous

[thatll-do]

*insert heart eyes emoji*

[cannot-create-username]

She’s so pretty

[aaliyahbreaux]

I saw this moving in my notes again and thought wow this post is where majority of my followers came from, I should update it.

[o-h-1]

eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????

[keeperchronicles]

Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!

[psybuggy]

TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST

[mysharona1987]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”