Idfk some wizard shit i guess

I am called Synva Yngsbiug Ollandre | She/her | Icon made with @potato-lord-but-not’s picrew creator

[transbianwizard]

I have now, a webbed page. https://ollandre.neocities.org

Shout out to my webminion i couldn't have done it without her

[thefugitivesaint]

‘Myths and Legends of Ancient Slavs’, Illustration by N. Bukanova, 2007

[biggeststaff48]

Shout out transgender wizards hope you have a wonderful day.

[sparrownnax]

@transbianwizard

[drawyourbrakes]

[wizardgoblin]

Being driven by a wizard man

[sexygaywizard]

Carpooling with his wizard clan

[darthsylveon]

Cooling down with his wizard fan

[sexygaywizard]

It's all a part of his wizard plan

[deciduousfuckhead]

To bring joy to wizard land

[sexygaywizard]

He does whatever a wizard can

[transbianwizard]

His name is Daniel but they call him wizard Dan

[amarcia]

A wizard is made of 90% triangles

[transbianwizard]

Quick question, what's a "propriate"? I've been told i'm in one.

[natalieironside]

So you know those guys. My personal favorite kind of character design. Beastfolk who are half humanoid and half really big spider.

Have we got, like, a word for them? There's drider but that's like a Forgotten Realms thing

[uphillsky]

I sometimes hear Arachne or Spiderfolk thrown around, though Spider Centaur gets the point across to people that don't already know what you mean

[natalieironside]

Ooh, I like Spiderfolk

[failure-to-adult]

Spiderfolk is real good because it encompasses this:

AND THIS!

[natalieironside]

Yes. This I like.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

these 🔮💀🔮💀💀🕷️🐀🧪🔮🐀🔮🕷️💀🐀🔮🧪🔮💀🧪🧪🔮🐀🕷️🔮🧪💀🕷️💀🐀🔮🧪☣️☣️🐀🕷️☣️🐀🕷️🐀🔮🔮🔮☣️🐀🐀🕷️🐀🔮🔮☣️💀🕷️💀💀🐀🔮🕷️💀🕷️🔮🧪🧪🐀☣️🔮🧪🧪☣️ are for all the evil wizards and mad scientists this valentine's day, you are very malevolent and it's sooo sexy when you defy the laws of god and nature 😘

[zagreus]

Valentine's day and not a single person has sent me a bouquet of human bones 😔

[transbianwizard]

The ladies hate me for my forced-perspective penis

[mere-technicality]

answer this poll with whatever the person you reblogged it from DIDN'T pick, then reblog and put what you chose in the tags

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i wanna see if any interesting results come of this

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[taps my golden sceptre on the ground] my notes! where are my notes! what news of my askbox?

most trusted vizier: you must send posts to the people so that you may receive their notes my lord… it’s been quite some time…

second most trusted vizier, greedulous the snaketounged: worry not my lord… the serfs will turn their attention to your old posts in due time…

slutty court jester:

[wizardpostsdotorg]

a true wizard is ALWAYS thinking about elf pussy

[pluralwizard]

Especially her own

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

wizard engagement is way down, what's wrong with all of you

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

you don't want to interact with a wizard post???

do not want to fall deeply in love with a wizard stranger??/

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

wizard population at war, tumblr wizard economy nosediving

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

no wizard engagement!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

only wizard divorce TT^TT

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

After all I haven't done for you... THIS is how you repay me?

Betrayal, tears and crying from the wizard

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The key to being a wizard is just putting your whole pussy into saying things

[caesarsaladinn]

trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required)

[hieronymus-botch]

Jeb!

[caesarsaladinn]

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Hot girl summer is out

Evil wizard winter is in

[anti-wizard-council-deactivated]

*Stares in anti-wizardry*

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

*Stares at you with my autistic wizard eyes*

[anti-wizard-council-deactivated]

I'm sorry what?

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Staring at you with my autistic wizard eyes, pondering upon the vast possibilities there could be if anti wizards and wizards could be at peace, to live in harmony without conflict. Oh the grand escapism of what could have been, only to be stifled by our self fulfilled circumstances. And here we are, left to ponder the impossibly possible. Truly, I am sorry.

[anti-wizard-council-deactivated]

I.....am truly speechless. I think that I do not want to kill you.

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Then perhaps there is hope, shining, at the end of this twisted tunnel of fates.