>:3c @transboyhoruss - Tumblr Blog

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

zedogica

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

biglawbear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

davvvd

dmonet-macitan

learned how to use blenders film making tools

#video #nothing could have prepared me for the punchline

kawareo

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

cpericardium

derinthescarletpescatarian

This is great.

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

bunnywand-archive

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

sapropel

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

energyprison

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

#breed??

gaytanic-panic

chiosavinces-deactivated2026032

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

ougougougoug

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

ougougougoug

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

without joe biden

beautiful twink man clings to my side. "darling, im gay, lets make out" he says. "no" i say "i must lock in" and then i do the dishes and brush my teeth and eat one perfect juicy

opens a new tab and googles what season augist is is

late summer pear