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hmmâŠ
sis is enlightened
the real padre
finally a tik tok for us lifters
this was hand-tailored for us?????
If youâre in the US uno the drill!!
Me when i first started lifting: maybe ill lift this one lipstick, just one, cant be too sus
Me now:
âFuck you I donât give a fuck bitchâ
We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.
Important things to keep in mind!
- never take from âmom and popâ type store. Its likely youâll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.
- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.
- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason
- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.
- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious.Â
- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it wonât be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized
- basically just always consider âwill this harm a workerâ and if the answer is yes then dont do it
like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.
Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!
itâs a thing. I wonât even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.
I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel donât tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didnât even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.
Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Donât send people to jail over petty shit.Â
Donât snitch. That is all.
We been saying snitches get stitches
weâve got ourselves a Netflix special ladies
itâs the representation we deserve
Hell fucking yeahhhh
Itâs a good show, especially compared to other NĂ«tflix shows but the way these girls lift⊠god fucking damn they are sloppy.
They never sleeve, they just shove shit directly in their pockets, all while looking around super suspiciously. I would never lift with these chicks. In real life, theyâd be caught in a second. Itâs like the show pretends that cameras donât exist.
Super super inacurate when the girls actually lift lol. One got caught stealing form a SMALL shop LATE at night⊠and there was already a POLICE OFFICER in there!!?? Stupid. I love the plot line tho lmao Iâm in it for season two.
happy pride to all of us lgbt lifters đđ
Lmfao
or when the towers go off xd
Saw this on Reddit, which one of yall is this? LMAOOO
I FUCKING LIFTED A KITTY YAâLL!!!!!! (PĂ«tCĂŻtĂż)
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They literally had animals out in the open!!! Dogs, Bunnies, Cats, hamsters
They had a fucking Bengal cat but that one was behind glass đą
Watch the video on how open the place is
The 1 worker was busy in the front
and I was with a group of friends to shield me while I tried concealing herđ
Then I lifted a shit ton of food for her from Petco
TOTAL:
Natural Wild By Nature Tuna đŁ x24) ~ $38.16
Kitty đ± ~ PRICELESS
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WHAT SHOULD I NAME HER?!? COMMENT ME NAME IDEAS!! âïž
Im so fucking happy Lmao!!!!
Babyâs second scamâšđŠ
I found a receipt on the ground (made sure they paid cash), lifted what was from it and returned it. It was an outdoor shopping area with no cameras. $40 securedđ
i always keep reciepts from stuff that i paid in cash for that i couldnât lift⊠then i go back another day to grab the same items paid for and âreturnâ them
How can you tell its paid with cash? Will it say on the receipt? This is so smart.
Yes! It usually says the dollar amount paid with and if paid with card it says â*card type* ending in x1234â or whatever the card number ends with
um? i love this so much
âšreblog Mr. Squirrel for a month of lucky lifting âš
found on twitter but yikes
âYeah hun xâ lmfao I would have gone OFF
are you shitting me
So I went to a clothing store today in my state that sells cute/trendy clothes. Theyâre really cheap too and I was with my mother in law so I had no intention of lifting. Inside the fitting rooms are these benches and after I was done trying on clothes I start snooping around the room⊠Particularly for hard tags. I checked under the benches and thought to myself ânahhh thatâs too obviousâ then I climbed on the bench and looked on top of the body length mirror and I SAW THIS. I was like wow lifting minds think alike lol (the bench and mirror is pretty high, Iâd say this is about 9 feet in the air)
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it really do be like that sometimes
OOOHHHHH MY GODDDDDD
i put tags along the ceiling trim in aerie fitting rooms and thereâs always other tags up there đ
đ My top 15 lifting tips đ
NEVER go back to the same place twice. If someone saw you, theyâll keep an eye out, and if itâs the same day theyâll remember you.
Never go for a backpack unless youâre keeping it to fill up in between lifts. Totes and handbags are better.
Make a list before you go. This way you wonât forget necessities and wonât be tempted to go back to the same store again.
Dress the part. No hoodies or tracksuits in dark colours, no hoods up. Staff with tell each other to keep an eye on you if youâre dressed like this.
If you have a magnet and/or hook. Make sure youâre confident with using it. Donât stress. Magents can be hidden inside a keychain to make them less obvious. Make sure you donât drop it otherwise ur screwed.
Make sure you know the store. If youâre going somewhere I havenât been before check it out by googling the store, or looking at the location on Instagram. There will be pictures of the layout.
Donât shout or laugh too loudly. SAâs will be drawn to this. Feel free to make subtle comments about the products though, youâll seem more interested and a genuine buyer.
Go lifting on a weekday, lower amount of staff, who will be very tired since itâs during the week and they probably havenât had a day off.
Make up code words / phrases. For example, if you think an SA if onto you say âmy grandads in the hospital right nowâ, if you need to leave say âmy grandads passed awayâ, if you need to borrow the magnet / hook, tell youâre buddy to âpass the keysâ. You get the idea.
If you do get caught. Apologise immediately, cry, do whatever it takes to make them let you go sooner. Make up a dumb excuse, but never be rude to the security dude.
Donât get too greedy!! Take what you need, and if youâre thinking about boosting, youâre gonna get a profit no matter how many things you take.
Try to conceal as youâre walking around the shop. If you stop and start fumbling around in your bag itâs gonna be wayyy more obvious. When concealing larger items make sure youâre in a blind spot.
Make sure youâre calm. If youâre Wiccan, or not, use a protection spell (personally I do lol) and if you smoke, have a cigarette before lifting. These methods will calm any nerves.
Make sure you have a way out FAST. If you drive park your car away from the shops, but still within a fast walking distance. Or take the bus.
Change up your appearance. Dye your hair every so often. Cut a fringe and clip it back. Change your outfit style. A lot of lifters say to not go back to a store without leaving it at least 2 weeks. Personally I think a week is fine as long as you go on different days, thereâs gonna be different staff.
lifting from staples
GOO WILD!! staples does NOT HAVE CAMERAS!!! and they canât confront you or do anything if you lift!!
my manager just told me about it!!
As someone who used to work at staples this is true. Nobody cares. Steal all the headphones
amazing bc im gunna need to stock up on school and art upplies soon
HmmâŠ. đ€đ€
I WAS CAUGHT AT STAPLES. I GOT BEEPED AND STOPPED BY A CASHIER UNTIL LP CAME SO PLEASE DO UPDATED RESEARCH ON THIS