I'm making food

[translinecook]

why are all your posts tagged #transgender even if it has nothing to do with being trans

I am transgender

[translinecook]

What's the best line cook job you've ever worked? And the worst?

The best job I had was a bar connected to a night club with a weird eccentric owner who wanted a fine dining restaurant in his bar. The chef was a freshly out of rehab heroin addict who would say the funniest shit I've heard in my life.

The worst is where I'm working now so I can't say much but it's to easy

[translinecook]

Under what conditions would you recommend line cooking as a career to a trans person?

If you are a stress addict who loves drugs or is sober and finds joy nowhere else

[translinecook]

Chefs with European accents will look at you straight in the eye and say we don't have a dishwasher we pay 1 dollar over minimum wage for the first 6 months and we expect you to work 7 days a week and say it's a great opportunity to learn from them

[dogpuppy]

[translinecook]

My wife is away for a long while and I have reverted to my feral Way I am drinking so much milk and my stomach does not like it

[translinecook]

Day 11 no wife

I have stopped binging on dairy and have started yelling at cops out the window of our apartment

[translinecook]

My wife is away for a long while and I have reverted to my feral Way I am drinking so much milk and my stomach does not like it

[translinecook]

My wife is away for a long while and I have reverted to my feral Way I am drinking so much milk and my stomach does not like it

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[translinecook]

Chefs for some reason

[thememedaddy]

[sanitymakesposts]

SOMEONE ORDERED THE FUCKING FOOD WE SELL

[translinecook]

First ticket on a ten cover Tuesday

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

unsurviving version

edit: muting because my notifs are blowing up

[translinecook]

Hey what food are we making today?

I was off today and I made cube steak and a baked potato because that is my favorite broke bitch meal

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[translinecook]

The thing is while these restaurants normally weren't profitable or that in demand they were actually some of the best places to work and used really cool and interesting techniques that trained a generation of really cool and kind linecooks

[hemipenal-system]

when i say autogynephilia isn’t real in any meaningful sense, i don’t mean that trans women don’t get turned on by themselves being hot. i mean that it is perfectly normal to do so and many cis people also do that

[hemipenal-system]

also you totally can transition for sex reasons. that's a thing you can do. your reason can absolutely be "god it would be so hot if i was a girl" and you're not a weird pervert for thinking that because cis girls think "god its so hot that im a girl" allllll the time. they really never stop thinking it

you can want to get bottom surgery solely so you can neopussy bounce on another trans girl so hard that it makes her want one for herself. that's totally legal

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[fawnduu]

All the cows are going for the butch lesbian bull,

whats up with that??? 🤔

[fawnduu]

Ive also got some bonus art to go along with this up on patreon 😉