mister sandman

bring me a dream

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[segamascott]

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[transquility]

40 episodes in to The Twilight Zone (1959), the key messages I'm picking up are that we all need each other, humans are the real monsters, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and your guardian angel wants you to drive drunk

[when-i-say-run]

put your hands up !

[ID: 18 gifs of the second doctor from Doctor Who surrendering by sticking his hands up, often comically high. From serials The Tomb of the Cybermen, The Dominators, The Mind Robber, The Invasion, The Seeds of Death, The War Games, The Three Doctors and The Two Doctors.]

[newyorkkiss]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[littleguysdaily]

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

gnomes keep going on joyrides with their tricked out berrycars with the loud engines and I just cannot get enough sleep. I've set up an array of taut ankle height piano wires throughout my berry bushes which will hopefully sort out the issue quick

[horseabortion69]

girl at the dyke night said I look like I use Linux what the hell

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[catilinas]

mike’s hard problem of consciousness

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[toskarin]

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion