heroes sometimes die

jace|17|he/him|

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[thedarkperidot]

Can parents stop acting like providing a child’s basic needs is something to be earned? So many kids grow up traumatised because they were made to feel guilty about the existence they never asked for

[gayweeddaddy69]

[lunaeregia]

im starting the sex negative movement y’all r way too horny and way too proud of being that horny

[sacredstones]

That’s just called being a Catholic lol

[tainbocuailnge]

me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[we-meme]

[mockwa]

[super-metroid]

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

[gunsandfireandshit]

WHAT

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

W

[muggertime]

Angela Gets a UTI (inspired by these posts)

[polople]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

[books-in-order]

He just fix cars

[sluttyhozier]

the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can

[cosmosketch-deactivated20170218]

I feel like TheBootyDiaries is that one pretty friend who is really funny and at the same time will come up to your window at 3 am asking if you want some noodles.

[thebootydiaries]

i am always lurking in the bushes with a ramen noodle

[truebluesandwich]

so like just one single noodle

[thebootydiaries]

ya but like it’s long

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

[sterlingkato]

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

HOW ARE THEY NOT LAUGHING?