i’ve loved this poem for quite some time now so i desperately wanted to illustrate it, and… here it is!
“the orange” is by wendy cope, art is by me :)

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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i’ve loved this poem for quite some time now so i desperately wanted to illustrate it, and… here it is!
“the orange” is by wendy cope, art is by me :)
died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation
issekai-yay, motherfucker
this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean
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Here are some pink stars since you did so well today
they….. they made no nut november legally binding….
Wish nothing but pain and anguish upon whoever censored the number
Thank you that money always just shows up for me and that whatever I give out rapidly returns to me.
Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.
vine tarot
by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble
five feet apart cus theyre not gay
oh my god they were roommates
i wont hesitate, bitch
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
its wednesday my dudes
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a potato flew around my room
i have the power of god AND anime on my side
MY POOP IS COMING
~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~
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My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time
People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues
just made the best non-looping gif i think
i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!
Everybody looking at this post
when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket
For anyone that needs some good ol’ grandma love 💕
“Hello my child, I love you my child. You will walk in beauty again with good health from me speaking to you now you will be strong again”
Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release
what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily
to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.
americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me
1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.
2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.
3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.
4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”
5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.
It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.
Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.
Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).
They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.
They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.
One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”
I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.
for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good