paper flowers made of trash

Hi I'm Iris and this is where I put all my trash because I need a bin specifically for it.

[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

[indirispeaks]

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[cherrychanart-deactivated201703]

YES!!!

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[planetary-valve-destroyer]

I want to die and looks like Flo is coming through for me again.

[trashypaperflowers]

“y’all shoulda bundled your home and auto”

[sometimessmarmy]

Simple edible detergent pods recipe

I made a more advanced recipe here for all y’all that want something that looks more like a tide pod here, but that recipe is… intricate. So for all y’all who want just a simple detergent pod like these juicy looking packets, I’m here for you! 

Two components: edible plastic and juicy inside

First, the Plastic:

Ingredients:

2 packets (14g) Knox unflavored gelatin

6 tbsp water

Parchment paper

rectangular brownie pan

optional: ½ tbsp 7up or sprite

Instructions:

Boil the water, add gelatin mix (optional: add soda for flavor). Stir in until mix is completely melted. Let cool slightly. Cover brownie pan with parchment paper, and pour a very thin layer of gelatin mixture onto parchment. Place brownie pan into fridge and let sit overnight until hardened.

The next day, the juicy inside:

Obtain your favorite flavor of jello. Follow the instructions on the jello mix to make the jello, but don’t put it in the fridge. Let cool until room temperature.

Put it Together:

Remove edible plastic from the fridge and gently remove plastic from parchment. Cut into 5x2″ rectangles. Fold rectangle in half to create 2x2.5″ rectangles. Seal together long ends and use indirect heat to melt sides together. Leave the short end open. Pour room temperature jello into pouch and seal final end with indirect heat. Let cool in fridge a few hours, and then enjoy.

[forbiddencronch]

If any of you guys really have feelings for tide pods please use this recipe and don’t eat the real detergent pod. Stay safe friends!

[squiddlybop]

We have reached peak human-ing.

[curiousqueer-deactivated2018103]

@otahkoapisiakii

[sheepofmanyherds]

jello shot pods

[medicalmurdersaurus]

@wily-red-and-galeforce-gold

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Bob: “!!!!!!!”

“LET US MAKE THEM.”

[trashypaperflowers]

If I could have Dan and Phil in any cosplay I would definitely have them dress as Genos and Saitama (in that order) from One Punch Man and I have a good reason for this. I know Phil is far too adorable to be Saitama but like picture this, Genos would be Saitama trash number one.

[trashypaperflowers]

In all honesty, I love Ratchet. I mean I love Bumblebee, but in a way like he is my son I must protect the yellow robo child/he is litteraly me. Ratchet is like what my spirit animal wants to be, he is what I aspire to become. He's a medic, he knows a lot about history and science, and he is not a midget.