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[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[romans-art]

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[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[panthepotman]

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[leoholzer]

You've gotta fool 'em, Starsk. You've gotta make it. And you know why? 'Cause without you, Starsk, there's no me. (x)

[puppygirllaika]

Could you personally navigate a cross-country road trip, door to door, without your electronics (phone/computer/tablet/etc)?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[puppygirllaika]

every other note on this post is someone going "am i allowed to use paper maps?" yes. obviously. i did not say "without a map", i said without your electronics. And to the like, 20% of people saying "of course, i would simply take the train" that is definitionally not a road trip. i love trains too, but that is a rail trip. a road trip requires taking a trip on the road.

[puppygirllaika]

#a train can go on the road if you believe hard enough

casey jones off the shits

[escuerzoresucitado]

[left-reminders]

[mottesk]

drunk karaoke best karaoke

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[chimaerakitten]

I have just enough knowledge about archaeologists working for the American federal government to write the most boring stargate: SG1 fanfiction ever put to page. Everyone be thankful I have not inflicted it upon you.

[beatrice-otter]

I would love to read a fic about the bureaucracy and Daniel and contractor levels/pay grades. with like. Goa'uld attacks in the background, largely ignored by the fic.

[trelkez]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[philosopherking1887]

Klingon auto-reply

[brunette-cosette-deactivated202]

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

[powderwell]

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

[wesandresons]

His planet's dying too. We're here for the same reason. PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)  dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller