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A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"
Big fan of this, too
"Happy photos of people reading Neil in the bath"
"Neil. Nakedness. Books. Bubbles. Baths." This is the blurb of a 2012 blog dedicated to reading Neil Gaiman's books in a bubble bath, taking a photo and sending it to the blog for Neil to appreciate. No, I'm not kidding.
I just discovered this and ugh. At the speed of the internet, indeed. This man couldn't wait long enough, for people to send him photos of them reading in a bathtub. On that blog there's photos of what looks in all effects, minors. Who thought this was a good idea? A 50 years old man reblogging photos of fans in bathtubs, almost all of them young women. The more I learn of this man, the more disgusted I become. Apparently a fan took the initiative: I wonder if it was actually a fan.
I don't feel comfortable putting the direct link to that blog, but it's still visible, I'm not inventing anything. Neil Gaiman was definitely monitoring the blog, because he reblogged and put a like on some of the most "explicit" ones.
"I bet he did".
As I said, a 50 years old man was actively liking and reblogging photos of his young female fans, naked in bathtubs. Some of them look way too young for comfort, that's why I censored them: even if it makes little sense since they're still on that blog, it still felt right.
As of February 2024, no one still saw it as weird, included Neil "Simpler Times" Gaiman. It's been under our noses this whole time.
nowhere on the blog does it say you have to be an adult to submit photos either. not that i'd trust the student (how old?) running this to reliably verify the age of the submissions they were getting anyway, but still... how did gaiman not see an obvious problem here?
like it's incredibly creepy to be soliciting nudes from his fans regardless of their age — and that is what he's doing here, even if it is technically happening through a third party — but the fact that there isn't even a mild 'no minors' disclaimer on the blog he's plugging, and that gaiman, a man then in his 50s, still chose to emphasize that it's totally okay for fans to submit pictures of themselves naked?
i'm not sure 'creepy' really covers it
A few weeks ago I dreamt that I woke up on my friend's living room couch in the middle of the night and one of those late night commercials was playing on TV and it went like:
*sonic png flies onscreen*
It's me, Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!
Has you or your loved one's penis been ripped off by a penis gnome? That's no good!
You may be entitled to financial compensation.
Call 1 800 99 PENIS- that's right, call 1 800 99 PENIS!
Welp, gotta go!
*sonic png flies offscreen*
and when I looked away from the TV I was in the red room from Twin Peaks
UNRELATED TO THE ELECTION but I'm starting to seriously consider checking myself into a mental hospital for 2-3 months
im gonna go see the thing/the fly double feature then im gonna kill myself happy Halloween 🎃
might have to leave after the thing unfortunately :(
im gonna go see the thing/the fly double feature then im gonna kill myself happy Halloween 🎃
chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
Wait is…is it possible?
*googles man and woman kissing*
I couldn’t find anything conclusive but I Frankensteined some yuri and yaoi together to help visualize it.
Have you guys ever seen anything like this?
yeah my dad works at nintendo he says they're giving mario more organs
David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD
Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares
the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.
there’s this very specific image of an axolotl plushie with the phrase ‘i am at my limit’ that i’m not posting for obvious reasons (even though i’m inoculated because i tried to post it before) that if you try to post it tumblr will immediately delete your blog. like completely. your blog is just gone if you try to post the image. you can get it reinstated but you have to go to staff and be like ‘hi my blog was killed by a picture of an axolotl can you please give me it back.’ we found this out completely accidentally when brianna brucespringsteendotcom made the image and then posted it and then her blog was just gone, at which point we started to experiment. anyway, a while later we found that if someone submits the image and you don’t know what it is and you try to post it it will also nuke your blog. this obviously all sounds like an incredibly stupid internet hoax so when you try to warn people about the blog killing axolotl you just sound like you’re trolling but i promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that we are not.
people in the tags are like ‘i don’t know if this is true but it sounds wild’ i feel like the old man you meet in the first five minutes of a horror movie that tells the teenagers on spring break not to visit the creepy old house at the end of the road
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80% carpeted barber shop are you insane
the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”
inside of this horse is the blinding white rage of a dying neutron star 🐎
The power
