i am NOT the first to do this (this post from pfeffaroo comes to mind) and i will also not be the last but here is my personal take on the mane six if they were andalites!
i have a few personal headcanons about andalite tail blades and their many shapes and sizes, and i also love bending the rules of "blue and tan" when i can because I Enjoy Having a Bit of Fun. i think they would each manicure their blades into shapes that they like, and also, i love using the tail blade and hooves to cheat accent colors into my andalite designs anyway!!
ok more headcanons: i like to think that twilight starts as aristh twilight sparkle, put into that position by celestia (an old war-princess) after studying science all her life, and her promotion at the end of season three is to war-princess. i think pinkie and rarity are the only two of the group who use all four eyes to look at things, twilight and rainbow dash being trained not to as arisths and applejack being warned against it by her family. i think fluttershy looks around all the time because she's very anxious.
i think spike is a baby hork-bajir and the changelings are the yeerks. chrysalis would have the rank of visser one, and would be the only morphing andalite-controller. i can only imagine this makes the crystal ponies human? there aren't many named crystal ponies though.
anddd finally i think rainbow dash and applejack are the tailfighters of the group. pinkie and fluttershy file their blades blunt due to pinkie's love of moving around erratically (occupational hazard) and fluttershy's pacifism, rarity doesn't wish to get blood on herself, though her tail blade is very sharp, and twilight is just bad at it.
It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!
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Crucially, this is being led by a lot of Democrats. This is not just Republicans sneaking bullshit in while they have the power to simply not listen to anyone; your democratic representatives will continue to co-sponsor and speak in support of this unless they know you, their voters, do not want them to.
okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
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