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iamthebestby2ne1

and they were roommates

melongorl

oh my god they were roommates

darkdamiaknight

“I went to Juilliard”.

onlyblackgirl

feniceargento

Omg

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Turn on the sound for GIGGLES

northstarfan

Daily cute! <3

adeles

I am a girl who loves my island… I am the daughter of the village chief

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currentlyonfire

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

fightingserendipity

Absolutely gorgeous couple.

softchubbypuppy

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1041uuu

kisskissfuckshitup

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

mydollyaviana

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later

jimkirksbutt

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

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And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

genderneutralqueer

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.

randomguy2015

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

smoltwnwitch

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

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Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.

radiio-siilence

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

msdisneyprincess

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

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I love this fandom

partofdisneysworld

🙌👏

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So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

misspookamonga-deactivated20190

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

helsaguy

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

jennytrout

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?