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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as ā2ās Dayā
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Mage: god may be able to judge you for tour sins, but im the executioner
I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.
i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him heās likeĀ āok. now i have to kill himā
Bugs Bunnyās defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it
the game is called copy-reigen-when-heās-not-lookin and dimple started it
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K.K. Slider: bwop bep wo mo dee doo gop, tee bee sa bwoo bor qwip dip beep
Me:
settle the debate once and for all and find out which mythical creature you really are
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets
hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still
Maybe if I stay very still the depression wonāt see me
i know im op but mood
people with glasses trying to wear masks rn
I was walking in a park and saw an old man sitting under a tree. I joined him and said,
āOh wise old man, give me some wise old man advice.āĀ
He looked into the distance and said,
āIn a room full of gunmen, befriend the one who holds the bullets.ā
We then sat there for awhile and I woke up.
Holy shit, thatās some solid advice.
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.Ā
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)
Yes this!
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone itās 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; youāll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to āfocusā it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the ātripodā. Donāt touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.
@tamberland
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IāVE EVER LEARNED
what is a Star Trek?
Star Trek is about people being sexy and overly dramatic in space. After solving all their problems, humans of the future flew out into the stars to find more problems and have ethical conundrums about them while tricking the audience into thinking about real-world issues.
Earth doesnāt have war, famine or Jeff Bezos anymore so humans formed a club with their alien friends where everybody can just chill and be cool (humans are best friends with a bunch of space elves who have bowl cuts and pretend they donāt feel emotions). Sometimes the club gets into fights with space orcs or cyborg zombies trying to strip everyone of their individuality but itās usually resolved pretty quickly so they can go back to chilling and exploring space.
Every time they Boldly Go into space they find Weird Shitā¢ and People Who Are Very Different but this is resolved by doing technology stuff or making dramatic speeches. The elves also have imperialist cousins (dark elves) who sneak around in invisible ships and pop up every once in awhile to try and trick us into getting in a fight with them, but this never works and they end up taking their football and going home.
Star Trek comes in six flavours:
Star Trek TOS (Original Flavour):Ā made in the Sixties. A feminist captain with a weird speech pattern, a charming redneck doctor and a space elf go to space and run into all sorts of crazy things like sentient rocks, Cold War allegories, pouty gods and evil doppelgangers. The captain is gay for the elf, who is half human but very much in denial about it. A Scottish guy fixes the ship. There are lots of fistfights and miniskirts. It also got adapted into a very trippy cartoon in the Seventies! And six movies.
The Next Generation (Sequel Flavour): made in the Eighties/Nineties.Ā Same concept as TOS but thereās more of it. The captain is a bald guy who talks like heās in a Shakespeare play all the time. Thereās also a bearded guy whoās always DTF, a robot who loves to cosplay Sherlock Holmes, and a psychologist (but they mostly just use her as a lie detector). The orcs are our friends now and one of them works on the ship. They spend a lot of time getting stuck in their cosplay machine, dealing with Time Fuckery and the dark elves being sneaky again, and getting kidnapped by a trickster god who has a crush on the captain. Also has four movies that are mostly about the captain and the robot.
(Bald captain has his own show now where he is friends with Space Legolas and they try to figure out if robots are evil. It is a very Different Flavour.)
Deep Space Nine (Story Arc Flavour):Ā made in the Nineties. Instead of flying a ship around theyāre on a space station guarding a wormhole to the other end of space (but sometimes they still fly around). This one has plotlines! The captain is a single dad who meets gods in the wormhole and accidentally becomes Jesus to a race of aliens that survived space lizard fascism. His 2nd in command is a terrorist who fought the lizards, his best friend is a trans lady with an immortal worm in her stomach that carries memories of her past lives, and their mechanic is a grumpy Irishman who accidentally becomes best friends with a very annoying doctor. Head of security is a grumpy blob of Jello who can turn into anything he wants. Heās always trying to arrest the bartender, a space goblin who worships capitalism. They end up in a big fight with Nazis from the wormhole. One of the lizards who thinks he is Very Handsome wonāt leave them alone. There is also a bi lizard assassin who is so gay for the doctor he turns into a good guy, plus a mean lady Pope and literal demons.
Voyager (Action Adventure Flavour):Ā also Nineties. A lady captain is chasing some dissidents and her whole ship gets thrown to the opposite end of space (not the one with the wormhole). She tries to get them home while dealing with cabin fever, the time police, aliens who try to kill them for trespassing, and a tragic lack of coffee. Her best friend is an elf but is not so Dramatic about it. Later she adopts one of the cyberzombies, and they spend a lot of time flipping the double bird at the cyborg zombie queen. Their Doctor is a hologram who wants to be an opera singer.
Enterprise (Prequel Flavour): early 2000s.Ā Humans are flying around in space for the first time, trying to make new friends (like the blue antenna people) so they can form their club, which doesnāt exist yet. The elves are kind of dicks about it, but they start to come around. The captain is a big lovable dork who gets beat up a lot. His best friend is a redneck and their doctor is a polyamorous puffer fish with a zillion weird pets. After being constantly pestered by the time police for awhile, they then have to stop some zoo people who want to make Earth kasplode. Sadly gets cancelled just as they get down to business.
Kelvin Timeline (Reboot Flavour):Ā there are also three movies with new actors playing younger versions of the TOS characters. An angry miner kills the space elf planet and makes a new timeline where the feminist captain is a horny frat boy and his elf boyfriend is Straightā¢ and has temper tantrums all the time. Everyone is Cool and there are lots of big spaceships and explosions. Also Benedict Cumberbatch.
Discovery (Modern Flavour):Ā now with Canon Gaysā¢! A grumpy fungus expert figures out how to make the ship fly around the universe with mushrooms. The main character was adopted by elves (the elf guy from TOS is her brother). Sheās friends with an adorable girl who never shuts up and a space gazelle man with Anxiety. She gets arrested for awhile but then falls in love with a walking spoiler and they try to stop the space orcs from being such huge assholes. Later they chase an angel around the galaxy and get a new captain whose cheekbones are so sexy they have to save themselves with time travel. This one is still going!
There are lots of people on the internet who will try to tell you which of these flavours is the Good Star Trek and which ones are Bad. Some of them will even say this or that flavour is Not Star Trek. Those people are wrong and you should enjoy whatever flavour you think is the most fun! Some of the flavours start out kind of bland at first but they grow on you, others are too spicy for some people and thatās ok. You might enjoy all the flavours or just one (or even none at all) but the important thing is you get to decide! There are even flavours that donāt exist in the shows or movies! Because the best thing about Star Trek is thereās a lot of it.
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happy stupid fucking slut sunday
i unmuted this and laughed so hard i had to actually stand up and leave the room
I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and yāall, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasnāt like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently yāall be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved
take it here!Ā or copy paste if you need toĀ https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu
I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine
from āFor the Love of Spockā (George Takei talking about the time when they wanted to cut him and Nichols/Uhura out of Star Trek and Nimoy was having none of it)
He also used his clout to fight for equal pay for Nichelle Nichols. Gene Roddenberry called him āthe conscience of Star Trek.ā
Reason #1701 why I love Leonard
