I played a euph that wasn't mine an auto biography

Hi everyone! I'm Emily the bisexual trombonist. I play a king 3b tenor trombone. I post random crap about trombone and things I like!

[carolkindofno-deactivated202210]

[sweatermouth-deactivated2020101]

TAG YOURSELF IM 4GET IT

[swatan-waffle]

NO LUV U NO MO

[i-cast-witch-bolt]

neon city night transgender aesthetic 《pride 2018》

[musictheoryaugmented]

Augmented 4th vs. Diminished 5th

[ahumanbeena]

Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

so I believe it was actually more complicated than that, in interesting ways. Because at first, when they did blind auditions, they were STILL hiring more men.

…Then they put down a carpet, so that high heels didn’t clack on the floor,  and BOOM women were suddenly getting hired.

The testers didn’t even know that’s what they were picking up on, which just goes to show how tiny of a cue it takes for misogyny to kick in.

[isaacsapphire]

The case of blind auditions for orchestras and how it dramatically changed the gender makeup of orchestras is a very illuminating example of gender bias, and an interesting possible way of countering it.

[small-witch-big-hat]

You can be sexist without knowing it. You can be racist without knowing it. This is not a moral failing; it is a moral imperative to remember that you are fallible, and take steps to limit the damage your squishy ape brain’s foibles can cause.

[sorryihavemarchingband]

if i was a drink i’d be valve oil

if i was a food i’d be rosin

if i was a type of chapstick i’d be cork grease

[casting--sha-dows]

Sneak!Ink!tober Day 11: Run.

Akio, posing as Saturn, and Brenna climb out the window of Saturn’s Tavern in order to escape the guards wanting to take them to Thaylin Brightspire.

[themotherprogram]

arts and crafts time - bush hat edition! Akio’s time to shine

[definitelydragonrpgideas]

Polymorph a dragon into a dog and keep it as a pet

[probablybarpgideas-blog]

Polymorph a dog into a dragon and keep it as a pet

[probablydemonicrpgideas]

Polymorph Satan into a dog and keep him as a pet.

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

Polymorph everything into ashes with pyromancy.

[probablysupervillainrpgideas]

Polymorph your minions into dragons to create a dragon army

[darkdungeonsrpgideas]

Polymorph yourself into your ideal form.

[probablyvaguerpgideas]

Polymorph

[brewerssupplies]

Polymorph​ your employees into more productive creatures.

[numeneragoth]

polymorph your depression into a meme

[probablysapphicrpgideas]

Polymorph your girlfriend into your wife

[probablychadrpgideas]

Polymorph your abs into fierce stone for advantage intimidation and natural armour

[probablypunkrpgideas]

Polymorph your hair so you can spend less on hairgel and dye

[euclid-class-dm]

Polymorph a meddling mortal’s inside into their outside.

[probablyfurryrpgideas]

Polymorph yourself into a kitsune

[lizardsister]

what your d&d race says about you

dwarf: dudebro with big beard or sundress bangs girl obsessed with beards elf: stoner or edgelord, great possibility of being high femme gay halfling: wonderful person too good for this world, wants to fight everyone taller than them human: boring dragonborn: furry gnome: similar to halfling but also a smooth talker half-elf: trans and/or bi, very probable parent issues half-orc: bi, either butch or VERY into butch women tiefling: gay

[we-are-a-dragon]

Who has been spying on us? Too accurate

[mooretimetoplay]

@probablybardrpgideas

Something about this seems…very you…

[needledreamweaversrpgideas]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[probablyfurryrpgideas]

I can confirm all dragonborns are furries sorry I don’t make the rules

[probablyfurryrpgideas]

when you are a furry playing d&d and you just “"happen”“ to be a catfolk again, oh wow, yeah I’ll play something different next time, like a kitsune

[labyrinthheaven]

Some 20s lingo

[meme-loving-stuck]

!!!

[kasaron]

@the-duckless-pond

[thepleasuregoblin]

looks like I have to kinkshame the 1920s

[partiallybatty]

How/Why is it that these 8+ foot tall BotW characters are so damn fine?!

[wolfpuff]

based on… this post…

really excited about the new divine helms dlc. they look really cool and great

[shencomix]

[princesslime-blog1]

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[turnfreebaby]

tis the season