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simply dont monday
Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...
To be stable.
obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase
tgwdlmr spoilers
SOMEBODY STRANGLE ME
no thoughts, only paul matthews heart eyes
(psst if you’re seeing this post check the reblogs for emma she’s here too)
tgwdlm:r is so goddamn funny because originally, Paul was like. disturbed. annoyed. in the remount, Paul is just TERRIFIED. in the original, he’s like, concerned and a bit scared. In the remount he’s SHITTING HIS PANTS. this guy HATES MUSICALS.
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Graham was a homophobe and was seen as one of Trump's closest allies in the Senate. His death will not meaningfully impact the partisan balance of the Senate, as South Carolina's Republican governor can immediately appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of his term.
Graham's death, which was unexpected, comes as the nation is expectantly waiting for the death of former Republican Senate Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell — who was hospitalized weeks ago and has mysteriously not made any public appearances, statements, or updates since.
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner
this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world
shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it
These words still exist in Swedish. övermorgon - overmorrow - day after tomorrow
förrgår - ereyesterday - day before yesterday
german too!
übermorgen - overmorrow
vorgestern - ereyesterday
you can even stack them. überübermorgen is 2 days after tomorrow, same with vorvorgestern being 2 days before yesterday!
Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece
Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog
I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
google what does cheating on your wife feel like
google would you consider this cheating
google would you consider this cheating reddit
google signs i’m the cheater
google i think i’m cheating on my other wife now
OP I apologize in advance for this.
Hey bitch, you’re bold as fuck for posting this and tagging it yucking it up as some cheeky dig at me because Abney cheated on me with you when he went to divorce your demonic ass.
You literally lied to him about being terminally ill and got him to marry you after 4 months for “insurance” then you proceeded to make him do hospice care to hold up your lie and made him bathe you as some perverted trauma bond. You left him after he lost contact with his kid bc of you and said you were a lesbian and have been breadcrumbing him for the 2 years y’all were separated.
Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.
Lol you’re so cheeky! You’re an evil bitch you think you’re so special you had to become me to trick someone you traumatized into cheating with you? You’re pathetic. No one likes you for who you are bc who you are is a manipulative pathological liar so you have a different mask and different story for everyone in your life and it’s clear none of them have ever kicked your ass for it.
I wanna be you, huh? You’re a loser. The second you found out Abney was moving on with me you were so quick to insult me. Call me ugly. Downplay my accomplishments bc you could never be in NYFW. You could never be where I am as an entertainer and artist. You’re sick in the head for trying to bring me down with you.
And since you fucked a month ago on the day y’all divorced, you were either trying to trap him and be another demonic baby mama OR (more likely) you’re just a liar and thought faking a miscarriage would give you sympathy for being a homewrecker. Now I gotta get checked for STDs so I don’t get whatever’s festering in you that you keep trying to pass off as “terminal endo”.
I know you don’t give a shit and are selfish and don’t even care you ruined Abney’s life and my peace. But you’re not lying your way out of consequences anymore.
From the bottom of my heart, I hope you get every bit of negative karma you deserve, “Honey Chava Rubi Gilmore”.
this post was about listening to new music
Update:
Double what the fuck
people reblogging this post again and now i’m desperately trying to figure out what new music i was talking about
Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever
You cannot differentiate between a cishet and someone in the closet. You cannot say that Hetero Jessica isn't Closeted Bi Jessica and you also shouldn't stop Hetero Jessica from celebrating her Queer Friends and Relatives. Leave 'em alone. Solidarity is important.
If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.
seeing this as a sign since I was just planning on getting out of my 6 month reading slump 😭
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Under Starmer's leadership, the Labour Party attempted to rebranding themselves as "centrists". Now, racists are burning down immigrant neighborhoods; there's a national anti-trans bathroom ban; and the Labour Party is well behind the nationalist Reform party in the polls.