Flame Prince - Self Destructive Af

19 y/o student at Winchester University, UK Studying forensic science

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

So my friend’s kid has celiac and dyslexia and reading labels is difficult for them (also they’re like 7) so he’s teaching their pigeon, Grey Boy, to read the labels and identify ingredients with gluten. It’s going well, other than Nick thought it would be a good idea to make the behavior when the pigeon does find a bad ingredient to just fucking…wing slap the box. Just beat the shit out of it like, “no! BAD gluten! BAD!”

[hyperappreciation]

@tinysaurus-rex I drew an artist’s interpretation of Grey Boy the pigeon pummeling a box of cheesy snacks into dust for Gluten Crimes. Pigeons have buff arms and big fists, right? Yeah, that sounds correct. Totally.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

This is beautiful.

[cybergata]

***Mach watt*** Von Petra Arians

[minelskede-deactivated20190606]

Hey @writing-prompt-s someone wrote this about you

[writing-prompt-s]

This is 100% accurate

[theycantalk]

tail

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[boopednose]

How is this person still alive

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[the-absolute-best-gifs]

He looks so proud

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[celestialdeth]

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

[purplececilos]

reasons to love wtnv #11

carlos’ beautiful, perfect hair

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

[dangerbooze]

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

[officialfist]

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

[officialfist]

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

[libraford]

I tried one of LUSH’s Jelly bombs. It was Dark Arts, which is dark grey and smells like orange cremes.  

The tub filled up with this silty black foam and I felt like a bog body. 

Now that I’m all dried off my girlfriend keeps touching my leg and saying ‘soft human,  bog body.’ 

8/10, weird residue in tub. 

[astrophagia]

When I worked at lush and it was dead, we used to get all the broken jelly bombs and put them all in a single, large demo bowl.

You felt like the Slime Monster but were soft for literally days.

[libraford]

…. sometimes you have to just embrace the slime. 

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[feelsforsterek]

[werewolf-cuddles]

Just fuck already

[myslightobsessions]

[marvel-lous-things]

[poeticblissme]

BHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

[dimetrodone]

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

[jessica-problems]

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

[dimetrodone]

Behold a man

[epicmuttonchops]

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

[dimetrodone]

Behold a man: part 2

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

Diogenes has come back