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happy pride.month
Considering these two people's perfumes are pretty similar, I bet they spend a lot of time together regularly
I feel like in duos there’s usually the reasonable one and the insane one but with Carl and donut you look at them and think the cat is the insane one only to find out not only are both or them insane but Donut is the more reasonable one
Guess who read and then re-read all of Dungeon Crawler Carl?
they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws
what if the System AI gave Carl the tramp stamp made famous by Leon Kennedy mods
I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.
Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.
Ah well. No guy's perfect!
i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
how well would donut and carl do in the backrooms?
Let's raise a toast to the wasted time
Netzach developing a crush: man I sure hope I’ll be normal about this
Netzach: wh
Netzach: where’s that music coming from
Giovanni’s ghost:
Love him
swap lobcorp au part THREE!!!
part 2
part 1
dungeon crawler carl book 1: normal guy and his ex’s cat going through real life d&d
dungeon crawler carl book 7: man and his best friend who happens to be a cat speedrunning the horrors of war
You can't say that Angela !