sterling can see your sins

been here since ~2014 and can’t escape. 18+

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[deadmegumi]

ultimately despite it's many flaws the boys has justified it's existence as a homelander reaction gif generator

[deadmegumi]

Generational shit I use these every day and it's not even a fraction of the wealth he's given us

[deadmegumi]

These buzzer beaters .... gonna miss u bud

[deadmegumi]

hang his jersey from the rafters man

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[sparessd]

remake of my first ever gifset! (x)

M*A*S*H 4.10 "QUO VADIS, CAPTAIN CHANDLER?"

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[bettedavisgf]

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

[thecatandthemoon]

In honour of Anthony Head, I'm uploading my favourite Merlin blooper.

[charnockite]

summer in the south is just waiting until 8pm to walk your dog so it’ll “cool off” when in reality it’s 88° w/ 43% humidity

[c3po]

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

[doctorcurdlejr]

Riverdale wrapped

you watched 50 hours of Riverdale

you laughed 200 times

you full body sobbed 15 times

you cheered like you were watching live football 80 times

AND.........

you called another human being "dumber than roadkill and just as competent when it comes to correctly identifying camp" 100,000 times

[beardedmrbean]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[antigonickpdf]

our longing for inconvenience by hanif abdurraqib (id in alt)

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[theonion]

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo