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[boitterfly]

may dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [shane hollander image]

mutual 2: not to be dramatic but i think shane and ilya like each other…..

mutual 3: [hudson williams image] #HASHTAG NEEDTHAT

mutual 4: au where everything is the same but hayden pike’s name is chungledown bim

mutual 5: [ilya rozanov image]

mutual 6: [png of shane edited into a fish tank] shish

mutual 7: rpf = real person fuckin. they did that.

mutual 8: connie from admin is my biological mother

[aenigmatica]

cliff marleau getting passed around this fandom like a blunt

[aenigmatica]

@smokingrozanov i am howling at this addition

[twirlingfreckles]

no one want to acknowledge this but when Ilya is snuggled up against Shanes chest with his head under his chin so Shane can kiss the top of his head, Shane is chewing on Ilya’s hair

[twirlingfreckles]

He’s not even doing it on purpose okay he’s just all snuggled up and he’s kissing Ilya’s hair and Ilya smells nice and he’s nuzzling and pushing his nose deeper into Ilya’s curls and some of the curls end up in his mouth and then he’s chewing on the hair in his mouth. It just happens

[twirlingfreckles]

seeing images of Hudson Williams gives me the same feeling as when you’re giving a blowjob and the recipient is about to cum and your thumb on the underside of the dick can feel the volume and the velocity at which they are about to ejaculate and you know it’s too much too fast to swallow in one go so you have to make a split second decision whether to pull off or else it’s going to go up your nose. That’s how images of Hudson Williams make me feel. Like I’m about to have cum in my nose.

[blond-shell]

—MOON SONG, PHOEBE BRIDGERS

[poetrylesbian]

thinking about hayden pike as justin mcelroy telling this story

Hayden: I'm rinsed—I‘m ready to go. The shower's over, basically.

Shane: Okay.

Hayden: And I—Amber barges in, and I am of course, caught unawares, and I um... you know, I rush to turn the water off so I can reach out and grab a towel, but in the way that little children are wont to do, she has already taken notice of my privates, and started scowling at them and pointing in a very angry way, as if to say, ―What are you doing with those?

JJ: [laughs] ―How dare you?

Hayden: ―Why do you have those? And so I cover myself up, and I go to uh, see—with a towel, and I—before I could say anything, she points at my now-covered crotch, and says, ―Daddy, I‘m sorry about your little jumble.

Shane and JJ: [burst out laughing]

JJ: Oh, great.

Shane: What?! How would she know the worst imaginable thing to say?

JJ: Every word of that is the sickest burn I‘ve ever heard.

Shane: ―I‘m sorry is not what you want to hear about your little ... I don‘t know, ―jumble?

JJ: [laughs]

Shane: Jumble sug—jumble suggests that there‘s things where they ought not be.

[shanyshko]

#myopinion is that shane will do things he doesn't even really like on their own merit during sex because the act of doing them because ilya wants him to is humiliating and he gets off on that part of it. shane "what the fuck do you want from me *two minutes later* please suck my dick" hollander misses the feeling of ilya leaving him on read and seeing a news article where he's feeling up some club girl in the morning like some people miss cocaine. the enormity of his desire disgusts him, but the disgust is, if he's honest, kind of hot.

[icedteainthatbag]

that’s it that’s the whole show in one gif

[m0ssle]

oh god the little green men r back

[rylandsgrace]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) I 1.02

[lotstradamus]

#Shane being like teehee no I’m scared to try this eep! And then instantly putting on the show of a lifetime #girl you are not slick.

[shanesbian]

#myzine about the top three shanes i'd like to keep in my pocket with my trinkets

[gayhockeyshow]

𝓌𝒾𝐿𝐿𝓎𝑜𝓊𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝑜𝓂𝓎𝒸𝑜𝓉𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇 🥰

DOn'T 🙅🏻 𝓰ₒ ₜₒ Ⓡⓤⓢⓢⓘⓐ.

come to my ᴴᴼᵁ ˢ ᵉ ☝️!

we'll have so much funnnnnits so 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮

noonewill Know 🤭

We could have a week 1️⃣❕❕❕ or even two 2️⃣❕❕❕

𝕨𝕖'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞pletely alone,,,,,,,,,,,,

💕💕💕.・゜-: ✧ :- together･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*💕💕💕

[tothecottage]

[f1-obsessed333]

[lavenderprose]

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

[goodsongnever]

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???

[smokingrozanov]

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

hes a kicked dog hes a sacrificial lamb hes the biggest slut in boston hes a princess locked in a gilded cage he’s just joking about killing himself guys, really its a joke! does no one have a sense of humor here?! he flushed all his pain meds weeks ago he’s getting into the sputnik II capsule whether you ask him or not he’s ordering two bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles ITS ILYA ROZANOV!!!!!!!!