hot mamma / artist / made in the midwest

[annaxmalina]

{2o11}

(fuji instax mini)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got kicked out of an orgy because I wouldn’t stop listing fun facts about marine life.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[ashipwreckcoast]

[phantomladyoverparis]

Double Labyrinthe (1976), dir. Maria Klonaris & Katerina Thomadaki

[noturfknbaby]

The feminine urge to put on a silk gown and descend slowly into a lake of black water under the full moon

[byjove]

vintage pillow belonging to my mother that gets funnier the longer I look at it

[roguewolfiii-deactivated2021072]

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

[moth-the-man]

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

[artofdyingslowly]

how do you tell someone “i’m not ignoring you i’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that

[scrumptiousangst]

Brain broken. Still like you. Talk later

[spooniestrong]

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[redlipstickresurrected]

Alison Michaela aka Alison Michaela Borodzicz (Australian, b. Brisbane, Australia, based Sydney, Australia) - 1: Here and Elsewhere, 2019  2: Maestro Maelstrom, Paintings: Tinted Charcoal and Acrylic Primer on Wood Panel

[weirdness-is-good]

[annaxmalina]

{2022} I am sitting in a room, asking the machine to create variations of an image of myself: an imaginary regurgitated audience.

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run