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@tryingtovibe
STOP asking "what would the Founders think about this".. they werent a monolith. monroe would say something so inane and boring everyone within one mile would pass out. adams would scream and toss his own feces if you showed him a cell phone. hamilton would finger himself. its not realistic.
✨ One of my favorite holiday traditions is crossing the Delaware River and attacking some unsuspecting Hessians! 🎄✨
buzzfeed unsolved but its these 2 idiots (and sonia of course, more under the cut!)
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Cheer up bf
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU RUN LIIIIKE THE RIVER
YOU SHINE LIIIIKE THE SUN
YOU FLY LIIIIIKE AN EAGLE
YEAH YOU AAAARE THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧
As an autistic boy, I approve.
GIVE HIM THE NUT BUTTER FOR LIIIIIFE
Hes getting his peanut butter for life!
Instead of putting shitty blue logos on products and donating to A$, companies should support autistic people with lifetime supplies of our samefoods
72*0.78=$56.16
rewatching turn with my roommate and going absolutely INSANE at this drawing hewlett did. king what IS THIS. the PREVIOUS PAGES HAD BEAUTIFUL PORTRAITS AND LANDSCAPES. HOW DID HE CRASH AND BURN SO HARD. WHAT IS THI
same energy.
Imagine thinking Komaeda was lying to Hinata in his FTEs in 2020.
good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever
Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.
Make a harem and marry a full production chain
Monopolygamy.
I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?
You could make a whole polyarmory
Judge Wilson goes to Super Hell
i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together
small gay sports baby
Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other
Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:
-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)
-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)
-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth
Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.
In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.
I think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri (rice ball) thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it
but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can’t see
anyway, I’m going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn’t help but think “Why would she want to keep going out with me?? I’m like, so weird and a little crazy.”
but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can’t see and that people often like others for reasons we don’t recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There’s always something good about someone– however little we remember it.
can’t believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass
THIS IS FINe.
vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
@loneliness-in-pain
other superheroes reactions to reformed 80s magneto in his disco getup literally leading the xmen is the best
