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UMA | SHE/HE/THEY | 26 PART TIME ARTIST, FULL-TIME MISTAKE

[tsunnoodles]

WAHEY! I'M NOT SUPER ACTIVE HERE ART-WISE BUT I'M DOING COMMISSIONS THROUGH TWITTER AND KO-FI FOR A BIT! PUT YOUR @ IN DONATION MESSAGE AND DM ME ANY REFERENCE PICS- THANK U!

[theweirdwideweb]

[wordlesspoemtree]

The aforementioned Tuesday, Lighting me the fuck up

[sideofcolumbo]

[magicalastronomies]

[rintezukas]

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune

if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[achillesinhighheels]

[holycalf]

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

[catchymemes]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[crustacean-warlock]

Reminder:

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here