Askalaphos

He/Him pronouns, 18, demisexual, mathematician, physicist, Tubist, bookworm, Pentaholic.

[dont-fold-the-pages]

Harry Potter where everything is the same except instead of “Expelliarmus” they say “YEET”

[poyzn]

[10knotes]

that awkward moment when a dog makes better art than you

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[me-ainsel]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

a good guide on How to Flirt

[ey-b0ss420]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fandoms713]

[lalamlim-blog]

This is just too accurate =)))

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[a-broader-sensibility-blog]

It really can’t hurt.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[thebadboybass]

Mesmerized by Slavic mind control dance -

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Amberly_Dzimira)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Seven very majestic seconds.

[endless-puppies]

Puppy attack!

[lowbrassdad]

tuba culture is playing so hard you forget the trumpet exists

low brass culture is never knowing what the heck the woodwinds are playing at any given time

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[youremybrandnewday]

I don’t know why but I feel like Shakespeare would be here for these insults

[thebestoftumbling]

baby meeting cat for the first time

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Cat person right there. 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Look at that tiny rectangle.

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

[gallifreyburning]

I react to any and all cats in this exact same way, every time

[thesanityclause]

This really warmed my heart and made me smile.

[chromolume]

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

[a-few-small-plants]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM