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when you go away heaven's a distance not a place

[tubularbreakfast]

ello i'm jack i'm 24 and a dude (he/him) and i am weird and gay. this is my #epicblog where i mostly reblog stuff i like. if you're an f1 blog my side is @schecoperez

housekeeping: 18+ pls, trans women belong in women's sports, rpf is fine (mandatory, even). no particular other dni just don't be a dick

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[bobdylanyaoi]

i feel bad about blocking porn bots sometimes like shit what IF ashley6507 is into bob dylan yaoi

[ashley6507]

we can have other interests

[bobdylanyaoi]

oh my god ashley….

[barry2018-2023]

Its so beautiful that God created sadists and masochists to have sex with each other

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[cataplat]

cooking with trauma

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[curioscurio]

with a taste of yer lips ahm on a reyede agagagga yer toxic ayme slippin un der

[nflstreet]

If you aren’t rocking with The Toker then fuck you

[bruzum]

[crap-userrname16]

[nature-nerd-sarah]

crossposting this meme from a discord server lol

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[oldmanpusspuss]

fuck him in the sewers friday

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[lessrthanthree]