Whereas Satan Offical - @satan-offical - has committed an unprovoked acts against the Lady Island of Lesbos in which Satan Offical has presented challenge to the election of Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos to the office of President of the Officalverse: Therefore be it Resolved by Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos, That a state of temporary hostility is hereby declared to exist between the Island of Lesbos and Satan Offical; and that the Grand Field Marshal of the Lesbos Defense Force Defense Force is hereby authorized and direct to deploy the entire military force of the Lesbos Defense Force and the resources of the government to carry on the temporary hostility against Satan Offical; and bring the conflict to a successful termination.
bros is tung tung tung sahur still cool cuz like I haven't been keeping up with the brainrot as well as I should I genuinely don't know what's tuff anymore😭😭😭😭 is this where I become unc🥀🥀🥀
This is a hostage situation. Get all the help you can get in the officalverse community and like this ask 50+ times to release this car or else :3
WHAT .. HAVE - YOU ... DONE / WHAT HAVE YOU DONE -. HE WILL --- THREATEN - THE OFFICALVERSE. HE WILL NEVER LET -- YOU GO. ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT -.-.--
JUST AS I THOUGHT. NONE OF YOU MORTALS HAVE PROGRESSED IN YOUR PRECIOUS LIVES. WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF MY CREATIONS WERE WEARING YOUR OWN SKIN? IT WOULD BE, I ASSUME. I WILL FIND YOU. AND WHEN I DO.....
The Detritus laughs menacingly from the abyss.
THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOUR BODY FOR THE SCAVENGERS TO CONSUME.
A single, red pupil can be seen glowing in the darkness. Strangely, the pupil disappears from your line of sight into the abyss. What if it's behind you? Are you afraid yet?