capturing the essence of the common tumblerina

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[tumblerinacomplex]

Ask and the Tumblerina Hivemind shall respond as its true self.

[cinematicvests]

watching fandom lore get built but you’re not really sure how it happened:

[love-is-pain-highness]

Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.

[goldensunset]

contrary to popular belief, goncharov is a completely real movie! it’s just that the special camera and tape they filmed it on make it oddly imperceptible to the human eye. the unique wavelengths of light are only visible to a select number of individuals with a rare genetic disease known as alexandria’s genesis

[goldensunset]

cranky because you don’t have purple eyes huh

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

[partywithponies]

This is my official apology to tumblr. I was always baffled at how bad the tumblr search function is, but twitter has shown me that I never really knew how bad it could actually be.

[partywithponies]

I search "cheese and pickle sandwich" on tumblr and I see sandwiches. I see cheese. I even see some actual cheese and pickle sandwiches.

I search "cheese and pickle sandwich" on twitter and see 5 threads of discourse for cartoons I've never seen, a clip of Alex Jones, a huge erect penis, and someone tranvestigating the wiggles. And not even a single sandwich.

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[galileosballs]

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

[galileosballs]

#I get so happy when I’m annoyed by teenagers in public#because it’s like#these kids are forming communities outside of their parents!#they aren’t shackled by school or soccer or clubs their parents put them in#they have the initiative and confidence to make their own social connections#it’s so so cool that I’m out of touch with what they’re saying and doing#because it means they have lives of their own (tags via @elongated-twink)

You! You are the only person who has correctly understood this post. The point is not that they should go be annoying somewhere else, it's that being annoyed by teenagers in normal public places, while annoying, is a good thing. It is a sign of societal health. We adults just need to be ok with the fact that we're going to be annoyed sometimes.

[aplusbabe]

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

[crabussy]

made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour

[crabussy]

I am asking with all the kindness I can muster to please let people tentatively express their hope for the future without needing to remind them that actually, sometimes life is terrible and horrific. I am aware. please trust me I am so aware. I am alive on planet earth. it is hard to not be aware. I just also want to enjoy being alive. I don't have to be constantly miserable in order to care about other people. jesus fucking christ

[weirdplutoprince]

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[bluebirdlester]

@birds-in-posts

[birds-in-posts]

Black swan (Cygnus atratus)

[weirdstrangeandawful]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

Oh it’s lovely to see this again thank you!

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you need to take off the evil amulet RIGHT NOW mom said it's my turn to wear it

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the evil amulet says it likes me waaaaay more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we both know the evil amulet will say anything to incite discord and also it said i wear it FAR more stylishly than you which is OBJECTIVELY TRUE

[vylad243]

Wait I thought I had the evil amulet...

What amulet am I wearing then??? D:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's not the evil amulet that's the cursed amulet. it's not sentient but it's been drinking your blood for awhile now. we all just assumed it was a kink for you

[xdarkfaeteethx-deactivated20260]

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering