TUNA CRUST

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[irrel]

The art prompt a couple of days ago was Jam so I decided to draw a Halfling making jam and it evolved from there because dragons!

[kitsu-ki]

And finally @tunacrust eating

[tunacrust]

Oh my gosh, this made my day! Thank you <3

[foxmagpie]

all my students in my dystopian film class think gale is a better match for katniss than peeta and i told them they were Objectively Wrong and they assigned me a slideshow for homework to prove it and—

look. these children are about to be destroyed.

[foxmagpie]

my speech was 17 minutes long and when i finished the boy who challenged me to make the slideshow pursed his lips and said "okay fine, you're right, but i'm docking you points for being biased when you called gale a brat baby"

[thefourthnorn]

A woodblock style piece I did a few years ago. It's about time I did a new version of this 🤔

[dnschmidt]

Mildly cursed amulets

Clashes with any outfit. So tacky.

Lobster clasp is a real lobster. (The lobster hates you.)

Has a photo of your ex Kyle inside that makes you, like, super bummed.

3 minute eggs take 5 minutes.

Tastes awful. Seriously the worst-tasting jewelry you’ve ever eaten.

[flowersforvax]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[cardassiangoodreads]

Genuinely, one of the measures that's stopped book banning the most when districts implement it, is having the would-be banners fill out a form that demonstrates if they've read the book or not. Like where they have the summarize the plot and characters and do a mini book report and give a review. It stops them in their tracks. This is why in my high school, every time someone wanted to ban a book it ended up going nowhere. There was one where a conservative student wanted to ban the manga "Legal Drug" for having a marijuana leaf on the cover, then got the form that required them to actually read and either balked, or read it and realized it was not pro-drug at all. (The other one that reduces book bans even further is "requiring the would-be banner to be affiliated with this actual school in some way, either by being a student, faculty/staff or a parent of a child at the school" because the vast majority of bans are "activists" with no affiliation with the school who just travel around trying to do this in districts all over the U.S. IIRC a few years ago someone crunched the numbers and just 51 parents were responsible for all the book bans that year nationally. 51! In a country with 50 states, with over 300 million people total!)

[inbabylontheywept]

one of my favorite things in the world is when i am excercising Extreme Self Restraint about something, and i want to give in and just do it but i can't, and then my wife just waltzes in and doesn't even pretend that she's gonna resist, she just Does The Thing immediately and i get to be like. ah. as eve, so adam.

two apples please.

[lionesshathor]

As Eve, so Adam.

Two apples pleaee.

[shortqueershakespeare]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

niiiiice

ink: diamine firestorm

[dealunart]

Finished version of the Shallan sketch that I had done a while back.

The sketch was originally fanart at the time, but a few months later I was asked to do a finished version of it for Brotherwise Games.

[allenvooreef]

Here's one for all the glorious adventures that started in a simple tavern. Prints will be up in my shop soon!

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[beardedmrbean]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[nonsensicalramblings79]

I should be allowed to suck the juice out of highlighters like sucking the flavor out of a popsicle

[vampirecatprince]

[hedgiwithapen]

Very important to wash your Cybertruck with Saltwater and Lemon juice to seal and preserve the finish and make it really shine!

[tanoraqui]

My uncle always washes his cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice, and I swear it repels bird poop.

[augustarambles]

I have a neighbor with a cybertruck that not only uses the saltwater and lemon washing method but he also uses steel wool as a scrubber. The truck is always startlingly clean and he doesn’t even have a garage!

[felren13]

We're getting there!!

[nonsensicalramblings79]

Best advice I ever got for cleaning my tesla cybertruck is that because its body is made of a special high grade metal, the best way to clean it is to cover the entire car with a high salinity solution, let it sit for 15-30 minutes, and then use a steel wool scrubby dipped in 100% lemon juice to remove the residue. The combination of salt and lemon are fantastic at removing every kind of stain you can think of.

It's important to only use this technique on high-quality cars like cybertrucks though, because poor quality cars aren't made to withstand proper cleaning - dishonest car manufacturers will claim that their poor-quality cars should go through car washes (which are in league with the car manufacturers!!!) or use special soaps made just for cars. Call me a conspiracy theorist but something seems fishy about manufacturers intentionally making their cars weaker so we'll buy their partners' soaps and expensive car washes!!! I'll stick with my tesla cybertruck and its EASY cleaning routine, thank you very much!!

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

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