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do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

lovelysuggestions

love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a responsibility. it’s a promise to care for and protect someone. love means never turning your back one someone when things get difficult. love as a feeling alone is selfish, the commitment is what makes it true.

batteredshoes

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

arythusa

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

serpents-fr

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

randomslasher

Heckin…wow I’ve never felt the urge to say it before but this bible verse is relevant

The best part would be to put it on a protest sign or something and stand in front of a mega church and watch them get big mad, then flip it over so you can source it XD

number-one-party-anthem

AVENGERS ENDGAME SPOILERS WITHOUT CONTEXT

theemotionmachine

lilacbreastedroller

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

me at a sleepover in 3rd grade with a bunch of girls who arent even nice to me at exactly 8:30 PM

montereybayaquarium

BIOLOGY: so, colors- LINED CHITON: i wanna be pink… BIOLOGY: nice! you graze on coralline algae so good choi- LINED CHITON: …with zig zags… BIOLOGY: huh interest- LINED CHITON: …ELECTRIC BLUE ZIG ZAGS! BIOLOGY: wait wha- LINED CHITON: WOOOOOOOOO!!!

montereybayaquarium

(the lined chiton is still wooing, this time for all of your love and support)

femcassidy

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

animayanaa

People are gonna get tired of constantly reaching out to you, and you not reciprocating. If you haven’t, call the person who always checks on you. Ask them how they are doing. Begin to appreciate the people who care about you. Acknowledge selfish behavior and strive to correct it.

floambones

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

saint--claire

exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

kyraneko

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

guy

art--woonz

Art By IG: @vskafandre

Instagram : @artwoonz

tredlocity

Mike Teavee and Veruca Salt are kinda terrible so they deserved what happened to them. Meanwhile, Violet Beauregard was just ambitious, which is in no way a crime, Augustus Gloop just really liked candy, which is a weird thing for a candy tycoon to punish, and Kyle Wilkins is dishonest, sure, but did he really deserve to be erased from existence and all our collective memories?